How can anyone ever be bored?

So much to do, see, learn, listen to. It never ends.

moving to north carolina. screw everybody and what they think! not doing anything for anyone but myself anymore. some people might call this "selfish." i will call it "living."

When I'm not working eighty million hours a week, I'm just sitting around looking at icanhascheezburger.com (in case you were wondering)

Me: I hate doing floors.
Mario: I love it!
Me: WTF, why?
Mario: 'Cause it's just me and the floors.
Me: ........

Mario #2, another job: Jimmy Choooooooo! Jimmy CHOO CHOO!!!
Me: .......
Mario #2: Would you agree that Burberry has fallen off the map?
Me: .....yes

525,600 reasons to dislike RENT...sorry guys.

Vinny proposed to Catherine!!!!!

My best friend is engaged. This is insane.

I should probably quit living like I'm invincible