Ah, I feel like now I'm finally becoming...A MAN. (Or at least a mannish woman. =D) I finally - FINALLY - let my girlfriend talk me into dressing up for Halloween. Get this: she went as Marilyn Monroe, and I went as (you guessed it) Marilyn Monroe! haha I still can't believe I did it...I looked totally ridiculous. ("Ridiculously hot," she ( Read more... )

ha. actually it's not far off... ;)

interesting...didn't think I'd been around this much...SO many more places to go, tho.


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This was just a little English-class "write something related to aging from a specific perspective" assignment. Read it, don't read it, I don't care, except if you don't I will HATE YOU FOREVER.
Kidding! Jesus! Don't get all hot and bothered! =D

Anyway, here goes - "The World According To Brian" (pretty much, lol):

( AC: Aging Cocksucker )

Just a little fic I wrote with Tasha, who happens to be My Goddess, My Queen, My Fairy Godmother... (who am I kidding? I'm the one that's the fairy ( Read more... )

I turn on the radio, and it's Cher Cher Cher. Change the station. Madonna. I ask the radio, very politely, "WTF?!?" Not that I don't LOVE these people, and Judy, and Liza, and Bette, but...suddenly it seems like they're everywhere ( Read more... )

"I love boys - Pass It On ( Read more... )

Dreams are weirdness ( Read more... )

Well, as I said it the subject line if anybody bothered to read that, I just felt like screwing around right now, so I decided to write something random about me, so - for the sake of, um, i don't have anything else to post! - I'm gonna post it. K? Does that bother you? Huh? Really? Oh, I'm sorry...not really. =D <3333 ( Read more... )