My First Drag Experience
Ah, I feel like now I'm finally becoming...A MAN. (Or at least a mannish woman. =D) I finally - FINALLY - let my girlfriend talk me into dressing up for Halloween. Get this: she went as Marilyn Monroe, and I went as (you guessed it) Marilyn Monroe! haha I still can't believe I did it...I looked totally ridiculous. ("Ridiculously hot," she says. lol whatever)
But it was fucking fucking fucking FUCKING awesome (more than one "fucking" added for extra emphasis lol). A bunch of random people from my school saw me, and they gawked for so fucking long, it was awesome! They've never seen me looking even remotely effiminate, since I'm forced to wear this TIGHT-ASS preppy uniform to my school all the time (trust me, it's 'tight-ass', and definitely not very elastic! lol). But when they saw me, one of the guys was like, "Oh.....my.....god....(gack)" and then he just smiled. Then he grabbed my ass when I was strutting my stuff for the neighbors, yay!! <333333333
Boy is he hot; he can park his boots under my bed any fucking time. Hell, he can leave the boots on, I don't care (I'll chew thru 'em later). <333333333 yummy
Oooohhh God, and then I was stuck in this room with my best girlfriend, and she and I were screwing around, and she started, uh......*touching* me... ... Well, I mean, I am bi, but she's always been my FRIEND; I don't know if I should let things go any further. You know?
-Chris
PS, I was reading the news today, and there was a headline "Homo Caught In Gardening Flamer." Apparently, there was some fire at a flower shop or something, and some really flambuoyant guy was screaming or something, but he was stuck and nobody would help him...and then, apparently somebody heard him screaming and called the police, and somebody put out the fire but he was already dead........
But isn't that fucking headline fucking AWFUL?????? I mean, he's a goddamn person, for christ's sake, and he dies, and somebody prints trashy mocking headlines like that?!? That fucking infuriates me. >:O
I mean, how would a straight person like if I started a Fag Rag and we printed the headline "Macho Breeder Lets Go Of Axe While Chopping Wood, Severs Finger" just to make fun? lol I'm not saying that that would actually HAPPEN or anything; I just couldn't think of a clever enough example to mock the stereotypes surrounding straight macho men... =D shit, that was bad :0
But it was fucking fucking fucking FUCKING awesome (more than one "fucking" added for extra emphasis lol). A bunch of random people from my school saw me, and they gawked for so fucking long, it was awesome! They've never seen me looking even remotely effiminate, since I'm forced to wear this TIGHT-ASS preppy uniform to my school all the time (trust me, it's 'tight-ass', and definitely not very elastic! lol). But when they saw me, one of the guys was like, "Oh.....my.....god....(gack)" and then he just smiled. Then he grabbed my ass when I was strutting my stuff for the neighbors, yay!! <333333333
Boy is he hot; he can park his boots under my bed any fucking time. Hell, he can leave the boots on, I don't care (I'll chew thru 'em later). <333333333 yummy
Oooohhh God, and then I was stuck in this room with my best girlfriend, and she and I were screwing around, and she started, uh......*touching* me... ... Well, I mean, I am bi, but she's always been my FRIEND; I don't know if I should let things go any further. You know?
-Chris
PS, I was reading the news today, and there was a headline "Homo Caught In Gardening Flamer." Apparently, there was some fire at a flower shop or something, and some really flambuoyant guy was screaming or something, but he was stuck and nobody would help him...and then, apparently somebody heard him screaming and called the police, and somebody put out the fire but he was already dead........
But isn't that fucking headline fucking AWFUL?????? I mean, he's a goddamn person, for christ's sake, and he dies, and somebody prints trashy mocking headlines like that?!? That fucking infuriates me. >:O
I mean, how would a straight person like if I started a Fag Rag and we printed the headline "Macho Breeder Lets Go Of Axe While Chopping Wood, Severs Finger" just to make fun? lol I'm not saying that that would actually HAPPEN or anything; I just couldn't think of a clever enough example to mock the stereotypes surrounding straight macho men... =D shit, that was bad :0