random shit (dubbed R/S) :)
ELECTION DAY! YES, POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE POLITICS LET'S TALK POLITICS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kidding. Shut the fuck up about politics; I'm done. ;)
Anyhoo, I started ballroom dancing lessons today, hee hee, with my best girlfriend (the one who touched me inappropriately in the rectory) (or wait, I could just say she "touched my rectory" ;)). It was about as fun as triple-stuffed oreos. =D God, I had a blast (I'm serious, you should've seen the instructor; I was ready to blast off! lol)! It was so much fucking fun! Jesus, why didn't someone tell me ballroom dancing was so fun before?!? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you closeted dancers? Afraid to speak out, let us in on the fun? Huh? HUH?!? :)
Anyway, I danced, she danced, we danced. I'm smiling right now just thinking about it. We made jokes about straight sex the entire time, and that seriously pissed off the VERY straight (how did that happen?) instructor, who looked at me like I was The Plague. (Seriously, I can take that, but a homophobic ballroom dancing instructor? Jesus, I really do live in Siberia...)
Man, we did the Tan-go, the Suh-wing, the Meren-Gay, the Meren-Homosexual, the Meren...ok I'm done now. But seriously people, DANCE. FUCKING GO AND DANCE RIGHT NOW. IT'S AN AWESOME SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX (if you're not getting any *whine*). =D <3
-Chris
kidding. Shut the fuck up about politics; I'm done. ;)
Anyhoo, I started ballroom dancing lessons today, hee hee, with my best girlfriend (the one who touched me inappropriately in the rectory) (or wait, I could just say she "touched my rectory" ;)). It was about as fun as triple-stuffed oreos. =D God, I had a blast (I'm serious, you should've seen the instructor; I was ready to blast off! lol)! It was so much fucking fun! Jesus, why didn't someone tell me ballroom dancing was so fun before?!? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you closeted dancers? Afraid to speak out, let us in on the fun? Huh? HUH?!? :)
Anyway, I danced, she danced, we danced. I'm smiling right now just thinking about it. We made jokes about straight sex the entire time, and that seriously pissed off the VERY straight (how did that happen?) instructor, who looked at me like I was The Plague. (Seriously, I can take that, but a homophobic ballroom dancing instructor? Jesus, I really do live in Siberia...)
Man, we did the Tan-go, the Suh-wing, the Meren-Gay, the Meren-Homosexual, the Meren...ok I'm done now. But seriously people, DANCE. FUCKING GO AND DANCE RIGHT NOW. IT'S AN AWESOME SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX (if you're not getting any *whine*). =D <3
-Chris