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The rare public post brings you tidings of great cuteness.


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Elvis was my first favorite singer, and one of my first celebrity crushes as a child. Yeah, he died three years before I was born, but I have an old soul. My cat's name is Presley. I thought about getting married at the wedding chapel at Graceland - until I went to see it and found out it was a storage trailer that they stuck some flowers into. ( Read more... )

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