So my may two four was indeed a night to remember, but since I can't and am only relaying what Gwen and Sharon told me about the night, bare with me. LOL. So here are the events as followed. I ended up drinking pretty much a 26er to myself of Sambuca. I was doing double shots all night. I don't exactly know what part of the night I blacked out and ( Read more... )

For my 24th birthday I had sex. Amazing sex. The guy who's name was David was the first guy to ever make me ejaculate from anal sex. I mean hitting the G spot, that way. I didn't even have to touch my cock, stroke it or jack off and neither did he. I was on my back, taking it when he grabbed my hips and flipped himself on his back, his cock never ( Read more... )

So I guess I should write in this thing since, I have nothing else better to do. So since I last left you guys hanging a lot has happened. We'll start first with the promotion at work. We have moved into Toronto and are living practically almost right downtown. The reason so I get to watch all the hot boys during the summer walk by. Our house is ( Read more... )

So I was at the gym and this man approaches me and asks me if I was the lead singer of Oasis. He said I look exactly like him so he had to know. Are you? I was like noooooooo. And he then proceeds to tell me that I look almost identical to him, cept for the fact that his hair is a little bit longer than mine. He then told me I could pass for his ( Read more... )

I swear that the way I have been eating lately you would say I was pregnant. My stomach is like expanding or something cuz I have been eating like a horse. And when I start getting hungry, I start craving the food and then I start imagining what I should have on it especially if it's a sandwhich. Or I start imagining what would taste good with it, ( Read more... )

So at this moment I am staring at a red couch pillow that has been duct taped to my ceiling. The story behind that is, Jenn was cooking some dinner and the fire alarm went off. and off. and off. And wouldn't stop going off so Sharon decided to try and cover it up ( Read more... )

So turns out that my little melodrama with the Italian guy isn't as over as I thought it was. Last Friday I get this phonecall, at first I thought it was Rob so I was all like "Hey Bitch wassup?" well finally clueing in almost instantly that it wasn't who I thought it was, and then realizing who actually it was I was like fuck. The italian guy was ( Read more... )

My Uncle has cancer. I learned this acouple weeks ago but I guess it just slipped my mind. At that time the cancer hadn't spread and things looked hopeful. The tables have turned now tho and the cancer has spread. Things don't look good. I guess I'd better contact my family and see how everyone is doing. Don't judge me too quickly. I am not an ass ( Read more... )

So last nights events were....how can I put this into words....You know what I can't. So I had this semi quasi kinda date thing with this guy Nick. I mentioned him earlier, he's the guy who said I told him to fuck off at Fly. FYI I didn't tell him to get lost. All I did in my drunken or high state of mind was get up and walk away from him. How did ( Read more... )

My Saturday night was suppose to be club free. Or Fly free. I started out the night heading to Aurora to attend a Jack and Jill party for a couple that was getting married. Katie knew the bride and bought tickets for us all to attend. Don't worry she warned the bride about me. Yet she still wanted to meet me. And yet she even wants to hook me up ( Read more... )