Stolen from Aldon who stole it from Nico. :))
Dear Aldon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago when I saw you drive out my best friend.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I love my armpits.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your
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