314;

[thunderwitch]

This is a goddamned lie!

Because I-

I-

I'M PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD.

You know how it goes, right? You're fighting someone you hate so goddamned much, and the adrenaline- And you know, it just sort of happens...

Not that this changes anything! I'll still kill you- Shiro-Megane-Kun!

[ooc; yeaaaah not one bit of that is true, obviously |D

Comments

1/forever - GOD HIS POOR LIFE

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[thunderwitch]

You may have to keep your hand there a bit. It's not the most far along parasite.

Don't vomit at my proximity~

1/2

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[anti_buttons]

We must have had quite a time, if you need to make that warning.

1/2

[thunderwitch]

Oh, we had quite a nice adrenaline spurred fuck, sure.

[thunderwitch]

BUT A PARASITE IS A PARASITE.

1/2

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[choking on air if it's possible]

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STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AS IF IT WERE REAL!

[thunderwitch]

Except, oh-

[thunderwitch]

IT IS.

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Just get over here so we can settle this.

[thunderwitch]

My fucking pleasure.