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[thunderwitch]

This is a goddamned lie!

Because I-

I-

I'M PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD.

You know how it goes, right? You're fighting someone you hate so goddamned much, and the adrenaline- And you know, it just sort of happens...

Not that this changes anything! I'll still kill you- Shiro-Megane-Kun!

[ooc; yeaaaah not one bit of that is true, obviously |D

Comments

1/forever - GOD HIS POOR LIFE

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[anti_buttons]

I am too.

Unless you're implying that you were so forgettable.

[thunderwitch]

There's nothing wrong with my memory. You just probably blocked it out of your mind due to trauma.

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This is a curse, and thus you are lying.

[thunderwitch]

Come feel it then, Shiro-Megane-Kun, before I rip the damned thing out! I won't have you calling me a liar the one time I tell the truth!

[anti_buttons]

S-Stop talking as if you'd actually do that! It doesn't exist because it's impossible!

[thunderwitch]

You think I won't? I'm not the kind of woman who nurtures.

[anti_buttons]

You won't because it isn't there; you'll just be ripping open your stomach.

[thunderwitch]

You must think I'm absolutely foolish. Like this annoying ass kicking is my imagination.

that icon lkmfds

[anti_buttons]

What else could it be? I won't -- humor this any longer.

lolol

[thunderwitch]

You're disappointing me, Shiro-Megane-Kun!

Here I thought you were the type to try and stop me- After all, the child is innocent, somehow, right?~

[anti_buttons]

It isn't a real child, there is no child.

[thunderwitch]

Shall we come pay a visit.

I bet I can still fight until the third trimester.

1/2

[anti_buttons]

Oh my quincy arrows, trimester

[anti_buttons]

If the City has put something there, I'll put my hand out to test.

But if there's nothing and I'm right in deducing it entirely your production, I'll force you to leave.

1/2

[thunderwitch]

Mm, you'll force me~

What a mean daddy.