Comments | thundersquall: Because I am the porniest person ever.

thundersquall

Because I am the porniest person ever.

Jun 02, 2010 17:57

11,000 WORDS OF PURE, PERFECT, HOT YEWOOK PORN

IT DESERVES SPARKLIES, OKAY. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL GO AND READ AND DIE AND FAP AND GIVE SAENGIE MUCH WORSHIPFUL LOVE BECAUSE KLJSDHFLKDS. ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE 11,000 WORDS OF RYEOWOOK BEING YESUNG'S SEX SLAVE DESERVES LOVE. ♥

( Also, I was bored yesterday and decided to look through the YeWook baidu bar for YeWook Chinese porn fics. It was an... enriching experience. )

pron me moar oppaaarrr, oppa get the febreze ready!, yewook owns my soul, goodfic? yes!, vienna needs to write kinky porn forever, my life is whacked crack, isabel made me ship sihyuk, yewook beg for rough!kinky!sex, gem is a hyukjae-level jewel, good stuff in here, just go make yewook babies now, trish - the kyumin to my kyumin, yewook please get married already

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trivialaffair June 3 2010, 02:28:00 UTC

THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER. I AM SO AMUSED THAT YOU WERE THAT DESPERATE FOR YEWOOK PORN AND LMAO I WILL NEVER LOOK AT CHERRIES THE SAME WAY AGAIN ALDKMFALDKSFMALDKFMASDF MY EYES T_________________T

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:09:03 UTC

I WAS BORED... AND OKAY, DESPERATE TOO. D: SOBBING OKAY THEY CALL NIPPLES CHERRIES, IDEK DDDD:

spacejunks June 3 2010, 07:18:32 UTC

HILARITY oh my gods i am so awake now, thank you XD

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:09:29 UTC

I am glad this could jolt you awake! xD

amaelamin_ June 3 2010, 07:43:04 UTC

AT LEAST HES BATHING HIM dying

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:10:00 UTC

You have no fucking idea how hard I died laughing doing the translations, okay.

kyaa_kawaii June 5 2010, 10:37:47 UTC

... I'm torn between being amused and going "omg what is this shit".
Your conversation about YeWook having sex in a car was pure hilarity, though. 8D

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:10:38 UTC

Trust me, I died so hard! Chinese porn is so lulzy, omg.