Comments | thundersquall: Because I am the porniest person ever.

thundersquall

Because I am the porniest person ever.

Jun 02, 2010 17:57

11,000 WORDS OF PURE, PERFECT, HOT YEWOOK PORN

IT DESERVES SPARKLIES, OKAY. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL GO AND READ AND DIE AND FAP AND GIVE SAENGIE MUCH WORSHIPFUL LOVE BECAUSE KLJSDHFLKDS. ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE 11,000 WORDS OF RYEOWOOK BEING YESUNG'S SEX SLAVE DESERVES LOVE. ♥

( Also, I was bored yesterday and decided to look through the YeWook baidu bar for YeWook Chinese porn fics. It was an... enriching experience. )

pron me moar oppaaarrr, oppa get the febreze ready!, yewook owns my soul, goodfic? yes!, vienna needs to write kinky porn forever, my life is whacked crack, isabel made me ship sihyuk, yewook beg for rough!kinky!sex, gem is a hyukjae-level jewel, good stuff in here, just go make yewook babies now, trish - the kyumin to my kyumin, yewook please get married already

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hoyah June 2 2010, 13:15:29 UTC

that is actually quite adorable

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:04:29 UTC

I tried translating it into like... 'normal' English, so it actually doesn't come across all that bad. But if I'd translated it word-for-word it would have been awesome, because the funniest parts are the crazy phrases and descriptions they used. xD

teexsaurus June 2 2010, 13:19:31 UTC

I think, Chinese writers should rule the fanfic world. THEY WRITE THE BEST KYUMIN PORN EVER.

Couple of days ago I translated some for Yilynn and as I read it again, I KNOW ENGLISH KYUMIN PORN WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME (AT LEAST FOR NOW, UNTIL AHEM.). Now, it's all about Hyunnie Bunnies. :/

I LOVE CHINESE PORN. I LOVE CHINESE PORN. I LOVE CHINESE PORN. NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY THAT I STUDIED CHINESE. 8DDDD LAO SHI, WO AI NI! XIE XIE NI!

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:05:25 UTC

DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SPECIAL POWER THAT ENABLES YOU TO FIND GOOD CHINESE PORN? BECAUSE I THINK NONE OF US, EXCEPT YOU, HAVE IT. :|

teexsaurus June 5 2010, 14:42:00 UTC

darling, good porn doesn't come easy. (NO PUN INTENDED!!!)

you don't know how much pain my eyes go through just to find good porn. TT___TT

but you know what, the terms used in chinese porn CAN BE weird. :/

penguinhyun June 2 2010, 14:47:35 UTC

sob baidu is a special, special place. it in no way has any impact on my decision to study chinese this summer :x

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:06:53 UTC

Oooh, are you intending to study Chinese? Good luck! It can be a beautiful language, but... gosh, so lulzy at times, thanks to Baidu. :3

pregnantcigar June 2 2010, 19:12:47 UTC

oh my god

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:07:05 UTC

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

kayevelyn June 2 2010, 20:14:22 UTC

I wonder sometimes if other fans read English fic and go "WTF is this shit" and lol at our way of writing XD hopefully they don't find Yewon fic :\

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:07:59 UTC

I'm quite sure they do, especially if they come across badfic ;___; Or when they see 'cock' and translate it literally to 'rooster' and they're like HOLY SHIT WHY DO THESE ENGLISH PEOPLE CALL PENISES ROOSTERS?!

kayevelyn June 5 2010, 18:08:19 UTC

LOL OMG YES!!! I hadn't even thought about that. I was just thinking that our writig styles are so different. Haha omg "Ryeowool sucked long and hard on Yesung's rooster?!" WTF!!!!