Comments | thundersquall: Because I am the porniest person ever.

thundersquall

Because I am the porniest person ever.

Jun 02, 2010 17:57

11,000 WORDS OF PURE, PERFECT, HOT YEWOOK PORN

IT DESERVES SPARKLIES, OKAY. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL GO AND READ AND DIE AND FAP AND GIVE SAENGIE MUCH WORSHIPFUL LOVE BECAUSE KLJSDHFLKDS. ANYONE WHO CAN WRITE 11,000 WORDS OF RYEOWOOK BEING YESUNG'S SEX SLAVE DESERVES LOVE. ♥

( Also, I was bored yesterday and decided to look through the YeWook baidu bar for YeWook Chinese porn fics. It was an... enriching experience. )

pron me moar oppaaarrr, oppa get the febreze ready!, yewook owns my soul, goodfic? yes!, vienna needs to write kinky porn forever, my life is whacked crack, isabel made me ship sihyuk, yewook beg for rough!kinky!sex, gem is a hyukjae-level jewel, good stuff in here, just go make yewook babies now, trish - the kyumin to my kyumin, yewook please get married already

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hezai June 2 2010, 10:09:33 UTC

i gave the chinese porn link to gem who gave it so bel :( *butts in*

catskilt June 2 2010, 11:29:59 UTC

ugh my eyes bled along with hyuk's bleeding

hezai June 2 2010, 12:58:47 UTC

aww come on chinese porn is great and amusing but wtf that was horrid okay the first hyukhae chinese porn i read was effing horrible too. Hyuk was torturing Donghae with candles and cutting him with penknives or those carvers they did it in bed and in an art shop thinger okay ;A;

catskilt June 2 2010, 13:01:44 UTC

...what is wrong with these people? They make me feel so pure.

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scrapedheart June 2 2010, 10:45:15 UTC

OTL i can't believe i read the whole chuck of words. >covers my eyes forever

thundersquall June 5 2010, 10:56:03 UTC

Yes, why did you. Aren't you jailbait too? :|

scrapedheart June 5 2010, 11:39:13 UTC

NO SINCE WHEN. I LOVE YEWOOK ;~;

thundersquall June 5 2010, 11:41:12 UTC

AREN'T YOU THE 14-YEAR-OLD MAGNAE RENA. DDD:

I love YeWook too~ *snuggles you*

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zenfu June 2 2010, 10:52:32 UTC

I AM STILL NOT OVER THE SPARKLES.

And okay, Chinese porn is a whole different level of lulzy, omg. Ryeowook's devilishly tempting hole, what the hell. XD

... I JUST NOTICED THE TAG, DEAD ALL OVER AGAIN.

thundersquall June 5 2010, 10:57:57 UTC

Seriously, half the lulz are lost in translation. I translated it into 'proper' English, but if I had done a direct word-for-word translation, it would have been like "Jongwoon's teeth played with Ryeowook's little rosy cherries". Things like that. :|

YOU DESERVE A BETTER TAG. DDDD:

catskilt June 2 2010, 11:33:14 UTC

The sad thing is that half the laughs are lost in translation...it's the crazy nouns and phrases they use LOLOL

thundersquall June 5 2010, 10:58:40 UTC

Ikr?! LMAO. One day I will do a direct word-for-word translation.

catskilt June 2 2010, 11:34:34 UTC

Aei why you never get any 啊哈。。。啊。。。恩。。。哈。。。啊哈
...without the explicit groaning sounds, where got mood?

hezai June 2 2010, 12:59:53 UTC

ROFL THE SOUNDS ARE AWESOME. 3 LINES OF NOTHING BUT GROANING AND MOANING AND SOUNDS

thundersquall June 5 2010, 10:59:04 UTC

I did lor! I got the "mmm... ahhh... quick, hyung~~~" crap.