24th Nigga Moment: Hoetacular

[thuggincornrows]

So I was sitting here right? And I was doing a little reflecting of back home-- yeah, don't act like you niggas ain't never did that before-- and I remember this one conversation in particular that me and my brother had. It was one about hoes. Now, I know a lot of us don't like to talk about hoes. It's a very sticky subject and most people like to

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[hweeeeeel]

[hweeeeeel]

Meredy not a hoe... right?

WHY YOU DO THIIIIS! 1/2

[thuggincornrows]

[thuggincornrows]

Well I haven't done the appropriate analysis, but I don't think you got anything to worry about.

[She probably donesn't even know what half this stuff means anyway.]

[child_radical]

[No words, Riley. No. Words.]

[thuggincornrows]

... What?

Did you learn somethin'?

[child_radical]

...I'm still amazed at how you still persist in trying to explain your gangsta rap inspired logic.

[thuggincornrows]

You just jealous 'cause yo mind is too enclosed in a box to truly understand the complexities of my speech.

Video;

[whattingawhat]

...this is...[There's a head tilt here]...informational?

Video;

[thuggincornrows]

You think so? I figured that the reason so many women are hoes is because none of 'em talk about it, and or aren't being properly informed on the subject.

[That's right. He's actually trying to be helpful. This is Riley's version of nice.]

Re: Video;

[whattingawhat]

I think...someone would have to be deeply stupid or deeply delusional to not know they were trading sex for money or an apartment or...

...There are a lot of deeply delusional people out there so...

yay PSA?

Video;

[thuggincornrows]

You'd be surprised how easily it is for one to deceive themselves into thinking they ain't a hoe. For some people just the idea of them actually being a hoe is enough to give them a controlled nervous break down and go into extreme denial.

[fatespoken]

When was the last time you had sex, kid?

[thuggincornrows]

... Ewww, what you wanna know that for, you into kiddy porn?

You trying to find inspiration for the next time you stumble across a tub of hair grease, bubble wrap, and an issue of Toddler magazine? Man, you SICK!

[witheringlily]

Oh...you must be Huey's brother.

[thuggincornrows]

... Yeah, I am.

How'd you know, he told you?

[witheringlily]

He mentioned his brother some time ago.

[thuggincornrows]

He pro'lly didn't even mention to you that I was hella gangsta did he?