23rd Nigga Moment: Sergeant Gutter

[thuggincornrows]

[So the video is gonna start with Riley walking in front of a television screen just as a music video starts to play. Said video features a plain white background with three guys dancing to this song while Riley tries to imitate the dance like the one found here hereRiley figures Huey is somewhere in the house so he's going to yell to him about

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[child_radical]

You should know by now that I'm not going to do something like that.

[thuggincornrows]

Nigga, all you do is read BOOKS all day. How the hell you know what you readin' is even true huh? They could be lyin' to you.

[child_radical]

Like how your rap idols are telling you the truth of the world via lyrics about big-booty women and jewelry.

[thuggincornrows]

See, now we get to the point of what separates ME from YOU nigga.

I don't just listen to rap and take in everything it tells me. I do extensive research on the subject [By watching Crime Film genre movies among other things.] and it just so happens that all the information I've found in rap matches exactly what being a real gangsta is like.

[hweeeeeel]

That is... interesting dance! Meredy never see dancing like that!

[thuggincornrows]

Bet you think it's tight though right? We dance like this all the time where I'm from.

[Not REALLY, but hey, he can try to impress every once and while geez.]

[hweeeeeel]

Baiba! Really? Can Riley teach Meredy?

[And she's impressed. It's not hard to impress Meredy, though.]

[thuggincornrows]

Psh, can I teach you? Man, I can teach anybody just 'bout ANYTHING if I want.

Come over sometime I'll show you how to do it. [Shut up, only the genius that is Riley could impress such a mind.]

[he_who_kills]

Boy have insects in underclothing?

[thuggincornrows]

...

Shut up! Ain't nobody ask you.

[hidesinrestroom]

... What the hell.

[thuggincornrows]

What, you ain't ever heard Sergeant Gutter?

They pro'lly don't have rap music in Germany..

[hidesinrestroom]

Soviet Union.

And that is not music.

[thuggincornrows]

Oooooh, I see how it is. Just 'cause they don't speak YO language that means it ain't music
!
Well, this might come as a shock to you, but there happens to be plenty of music artist out there who make music OUTSIDE of... Soviet whatever.

Loved the fuzzy dice btw /o/

[soulofocean]

Ehh.

---Is it just me, or that's a song about a vegetable?

o/ I was trying to send them to a TON of different people but LJ sucks and wouldn't let me.

[thuggincornrows]

Well... yeah.

What, you actin' like you never crunk an artichoke befo'. [Yeah, because he has obv.]

Ahahaha they're cheap and you can only send out a few XD

[soulofocean]

Uh. Alright! Can't say it's not a world better than the music I've heard you listen to before, but...

Actually? No, I haven't.

IDK it was just being dumb. Some people I could NOT send to for some reason. GLAD THEY WERE FREE

[thuggincornrows]

What? How is it worlds better? What about Booty Buttcheeks? Stomp 'em in the nuts? Suck on my Dick While I Fuck That Ass (Hey!)?

See, that's the problem with you and Huey. So busy readin' books that you don't know how to do small stuff.