WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO I GAVE YOU ORDERS I GAVE EVERYONE ORDERS DON'T LEAVE IF YOU LEAVE, TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING DON'T JUST FUCKING VANISH AND LEAVE ME IN THERE ALONE WITH THAT OH GOD OH FUCK OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
YES THAT YOU FUCKING TEAMKILLING NOOKSTAIN ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? WAIT, OF COURSE YOU FUCKING ARE. YOU'RE SO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR FUCKING RETARDED EGO THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT DO YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING ANYMORE, AS LONG AS YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING SOMETHING?! FIRST THE FUCKING LUSI IN YOUR GAMES THEN THOSE FUCKING ANGELS AND NOW US AND NOW THERE REALLY IS NOTHING LEFT FOR US SO ALL I CAN HOPE IS THAT I GET YOU BEFORE GAMZEE DOES!
[Each sentence is punctuated by a swing of your weapon, each aimed in an attempt to kill.]
SOLLUX SOLLUX WE'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE PAY ATTENTION SGRUB WOULDN'T FUCKING GIVE A FUCKING JOKE TITLE AND NOW THEY'RE DEAD AND I'M NEXT OH GOD
[Due to past experiences, you have a habit of WALKING AROUND WITH A MAGIC SHIELD. You tell people that it's because you kept getting injured when you first got to this quaintly adorable summer camp, but also really it was because YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TO CATCH WEAPONS WITH YOUR HANDS.
You catch the sickle with your hands. You wish you had your sunglasses on to be more cool, but you do not wish to be the subject of any songs about WEARING THEM AT NIGHT.]
Okay, so you're only a little broken. That I can work with.
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uHH, kARKAT,
wHAT HAPPENED,
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hEY, kARKAT,
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DID YOU GO
I GAVE YOU ORDERS
I GAVE EVERYONE ORDERS
DON'T LEAVE
IF YOU LEAVE, TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING
DON'T JUST
FUCKING VANISH
AND LEAVE ME IN THERE ALONE
WITH THAT
OH GOD
OH FUCK
OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
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WHY THE FUCK
ARE YOU SORRY
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and what is g0ing t0 happen t0 every0ne
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GOD
YOU'RE THE FUCKING LUCKY ONE RIGHT NOW
FUCKING DEAD
AND THAT'S LUCKIER THAN WHERE I AM
FUCK
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But you do remember one thing.
You made Eridan a promise.
And so, with screams of anguish changing into screams of rage, you swing your CRABCLAW straight for Eridan's neck.]
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WWHAT THE FUCK KAR
wwait right that
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THAT
YOU FUCKING TEAMKILLING NOOKSTAIN
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
WAIT, OF COURSE YOU FUCKING ARE.
YOU'RE SO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR FUCKING RETARDED EGO
THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
DO YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING ANYMORE, AS LONG AS YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING SOMETHING?!
FIRST THE FUCKING LUSI IN YOUR GAMES
THEN THOSE FUCKING ANGELS
AND NOW US
AND NOW THERE REALLY IS NOTHING LEFT FOR US
SO ALL I CAN HOPE IS THAT I GET YOU BEFORE GAMZEE DOES!
[Each sentence is punctuated by a swing of your weapon, each aimed in an attempt to kill.]
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woah what the fuck!
KK what ii2 goiing on here.
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SOLLUX WE'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE PAY ATTENTION
SGRUB WOULDN'T FUCKING GIVE A FUCKING JOKE TITLE
AND NOW THEY'RE DEAD
AND I'M NEXT
OH GOD
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You catch the sickle with your hands. You wish you had your sunglasses on to be more cool, but you do not wish to be the subject of any songs about WEARING THEM AT NIGHT.]
Okay, so you're only a little broken. That I can work with.
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[You bring out one of your other SICKLES to attempt to shank him with your other hand.]
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