Jan 27, 2011 21:42
[> Fondly regard spacetime.
You refuse to fondly regard spacetime, instead choosing to forward-date a post a day or too, punching spacetime right in its asshole.
> Fondly regard sign.
It is a nice sign, isn't it? Huge, able to be seen from almost anywhere. Situated quite nicely in the center of camp, it has rainbows and sparkles and smiley faces, and is quite clearly labeled KIDS AND FUN. Obviously, anyone around that sign must be there to have a good time.
> I said fondly regard sign, fuckass.
No, you would rather not do that! Instead, you will just curl up in the fetal position. And start screaming. No words, just screaming, as loud as you possibly can, and for far longer than you should possibly be able to.]