Jan 20, 2011 17:40
OKAY.
ATTENTION, IDIOTS, ASSHOLES, AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN.
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING AWESOME AMAZING LEADER AND FORMERLY SOON-TO-BE RULER OF EARTH SPEAKING.
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A FEW PEOPLE AROUND AND BASICALLY
ONE OF YOU FUCKED UP THE TIMELINE.
SO BEFORE WE GET INTO THE MESSY BUSINESS OF WHO DID IT, AND HOW HARD WE ARE GOING TO KICK THEIR ASS FOR IT.
OUR FIRST PRIORITY IS FIGURING OUT WHO THE FUCK IS FROM WHAT POINTS IN THE TIMELINE.
AND CATCHING THE IDIOTS FROM THE PAST UP TO THE PRESENT.
I AM PRETTY SURE I'M THE FARTHEST AHEAD OUT OF ANYONE.
WE WERE MIDWAY THROUGH EXECUTING A PLAN TO MEET FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE TROLLS.
I WAS WAITING FOR SOME OF THE OTHERS TO FINISH DOING THEIR PARTS, SO I HAD SOME FREE TIME AND I WAS WONDERING HOW TO KILL IT.
THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE ELSE?