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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[putthebunnyin]

[You are wandering around, looking for one of your many FRIENDS to see if they might want to watch one of your many AWESOME MOVIES, when you come upon this construction area. The cursors are strangely colored and shaped, but you know exactly what is going on.]

oh, hey!
you guys got sburb working here, huh?
what're you building there?

[threshprince]

JOHN, THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OUT OF YOU.
THERE WAS STIFF COMPETITION, BUT NO.
THAT HAS JUST BLOWN EVERYTHING ELSE AWAY.
IT WAS LIKE THE FUCKING OLYMPICS IN THERE.
A HUNDRED METER DASH OF UTTER RETARDATION.

[putthebunnyin]

[You are highly pleased with your own silly little pun, and Karkat's eloquent fury only adds fuel to the fire. The fire of your amusement. No one ever claimed you were good at metaphors.]

hehehehehehehehehehe!!

[threshprince]

[You punch the human in his smug face.]

[putthebunnyin]

[Yeah, you pretty much deserved that one.]

[pchaaair]

wE'RE WORKING ON OUR HIVE,

[putthebunnyin]

oh, hey! ummm...
tavros, right?

[pchaaair]

yEAH,
i DON'T THINK WE, uHH, hAVE REALLY HAD A CHANCE TO TALK YET, hAVE WE,

[putthebunnyin]

no, i don't think we have!
you would think there'd be time. i've been in camp two months already!
but stuff just keeps happening.

[pchaaair]

wELL, wE'RE TALKING NOW,
tHERE'S A LOT OF THINGS TO DO AT CAMP, sO IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME,
bECAUSE IT'S EASY TO BE BUSY FOR AWHILE,

[putthebunnyin]

boy, isn't that the truth.
heck, i bet you could spend ages just exploring those caves...
but anyway, yeah, you're right!
so, uh, hm... what do you do for fun, tavros?

[pchaaair]

i LIKE TO PLAY FIDUSPAWN, aND i GUESS WALK AROUND WITH MY LEGS,
aND aLTERNIAN SLAM POETRY IS, uHH, rEALLY FUN, i THINK,

[putthebunnyin]

fiduspawn? is that like a troll video game?
"slam" poetry sounds interesting. and... walking?
OH! your, uh, robolegs! those do look pretty cool!

[pchaaair]

uHH, iT'S MORE LIKE A CARD GAME, bUT IT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE A GOOD TROLL VIDEO GAME,
aND YEAH, sLAM POETRY IS FUN, aND i THINK i'M PRETTY GOOD AT STARTING SOME SICK FIRES,

[putthebunnyin]

sounds like fun! maybe you could teach me how to play some time.
haha, sick fires, huh? have you ever talked to dave? he is all about tossing out the hardcore beats.

[pchaaair]

iF YOU WANT ME TO, i CAN DO THAT, tEACHING SOMEONE HOW TO PLAY WOULD BE FUN,
aND, uHH, yEAH,
i'VE TALKED TO dAVE BEFORE,