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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[putthebunnyin]

[You are wandering around, looking for one of your many FRIENDS to see if they might want to watch one of your many AWESOME MOVIES, when you come upon this construction area. The cursors are strangely colored and shaped, but you know exactly what is going on.]

oh, hey!
you guys got sburb working here, huh?
what're you building there?

[putthebunnyin]

ok, ok, sheesh!

[You completely fail to stop being happy, but you do pull out your trusty COSBYTOP and turn on your copy of gristTorrent. Your hard-earned GRIST immediately begins speeding through the tubes of the INTERNET to your troll pal.]

[threshprince]

[TROLL AL GORE'S TUBES carry you the grist. Between John and Eridan, it looks like you're going to be all set.

But still, it can never hurt to have more.]

OKAY, GOOD.
YOU HUMANS ARE ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
THE FLOOR PLAN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM IS AS FOLLOWS:
CA, AG, CT, AA.
GT, TG, GG, TT.
CG, GC, GA, AC.
AT, TA, CC, TC.

[putthebunnyin]

third floor! got it!
and you're on... oh, right, the second floor.
we've been here so long, i'm getting used to everyone's names instead of your chumhandles!

[threshprince]

IT'S SHORTER TO USE THE HANDLES.

[putthebunnyin]

well, yeah. but it's nicer to use names in conversation, don't you think?

[In a moment of temporary AMNESIA, you briefly forget the likelihood that Karkat may care about NICENESS in any way, shape, or form.]

[threshprince]

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I GIVE HALF OF A MUSCLEBEAST'S STEAMING LOAD ABOUT NICENESS.

[putthebunnyin]

oh, right. forgot who i was talking to, hehe.
anyway, i'll get started fixing my room up!
do i need anything special on my cosbytop to get sburb working here in camp?

[threshprince]

TALK TO SOLLUX, HE'S GOT THE GRUB WITH THE MODIFIED VERSION OF THE GAME.

[putthebunnyin]

got it!
sollux is the one with the cool 3d glasses, right?
i haven't talked to him much yet.

[threshprince]

THAT'S HIM.
AND YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T, HE DIDN'T WANT TO JOIN IN MY MASTERFUL TROLLING PLAN.

[putthebunnyin]

you mean the masterful plan where you troll me backwards on the timeline and everyone gets confused and annoyed?

[threshprince]

YES, THAT ONE.
SHUT UP.

[putthebunnyin]

whatever you say, karkat!
...
hehehehehe.

[threshprince]

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT.

[putthebunnyin]

just remembering something i thought when vriska first told me your name.
beep beep! meow!
hehehehehehehehe!