I brake for badonkadonks....

[threepennies]

Apparently UPS drivers refer to their largest truck lovingly as "Chocolate Thunder."

This would totally be my stage name if I ever became a professional wrestler.

Comments

[foxfirefey]

I think we are overlooking the potentials of that name in the porn industry.

[musicpsych]

And/or laxatives.

[foxfirefey]

Dear god, those concepts together would be like the most horrible porn remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ever.

[musicpsych]

Or maybe just the director's cut. Augustus Gloop's mother steals away with the powerful Chocolate Thunder laxative and ends up getting fisted by a bunch of Oompa Loompas (who apparently like that sort of thing). Sloppy firsts...

[enemabagjones]

And here I was relating the term to the effect NutraSweet has on my digestive system...

[threepennies]

Is it all sugar substitutes or just Nutrasweet? Have you tried stevia? It's a South American herbal sugar substitute substitute, I've been cautiously guarding my supply at work and it tastes awesome in tea.

badonkadonks my badonkadonk.

[polarbear]

ROFLMAO. I've worked for UPS for 10 years, and drove for 2, and I have never ever heard them called anything other than P1600's.

Chocolate Thunder my badonkadonk.

Re: badonkadonks my badonkadonk.

[threepennies]

I bet you looked fantastic in that uniform.

[pacotelic]

Beautiful.

[threepennies]

Yes they are.

[posteverything]

Coincidence: my Interstate rest stop name is "Vanilla Thunder."

[amolasses]

haha. i wondered if you were going to reply to this post.

[posteverything]

My goodness! Why, hello Amy.

I probably should have exercised restraint here, but sometimes I just can't help myself, as usual. :(

[amolasses]

and why the need for restraint? it was funny. i instantly thought of you when i read this post, so a comment had to be made. now that's branding.