Pink unicorns covered in my misanthropic drool...

[threepennies]

I Had A Five Year Rest: Seven Characteristics, Perks, Details About Working in Philately Of Which I Was Previously Unaware1. You get hit on regularly by people who think the sentence "Yes, that particular stamp is mint, ten perf, never hinged" is as sexy as a girl in ripped panties with no gag reflex holding a quart of vodka

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[oxbandagesxo]

please send me a customer service survival kit! Telemarketing is a killer, including a basketball sized stress ball wouldnt be a bad idea ether!

[33mhz]

You might just be able to make a mint on monogrammed scream pillows from the tech support sector alone.

[weezel365]

Oh god, what I would do with you in a pair of leiderhosen...

[bitterlawngnome]

When dad died, I got (stuck with) the collection. Lest people think you're exaggerating let me just say, in my best Anna Russell voice, she's not making this up, you know.

[scuba]

People from Denmark are really nice. Eerily nice.

Yeah, they're like that now. But, as soon as you turn your back on them they'll rape your village and burn your women. Just you wait.