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Mar 19, 2005 16:12

In between a sentence on how to cut cocaine I catch the words "to flush out my gash ( Read more... )

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darwinpolice March 20 2005, 00:49:45 UTC
I wonder if anyone has ever said "gash" during sex. Aside from "vagina," "gash" is probably the least sexy word you could use for it.

I mean... "Oh yeah, put it in my gash." What the everloving fuck.

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drbagpipes March 20 2005, 19:07:54 UTC
I'd say "slit" is up there, too. It makes me think of 8 year-olds.

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threepennies March 21 2005, 01:38:02 UTC
I've only really heard the word used in reference to wounds. Which makes this particular exchange that much more disturbing.

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threepennies March 21 2005, 01:40:58 UTC
Or maybe inappropriate...it was a long day, I was tired and totally unprepared for a public exchange about vaginal scarring.

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moocowrich March 20 2005, 01:34:30 UTC
Sun Chips are delicious. OK, I'm done being a Wisconsinite for the day. Maybe. It depends if any deer wander by and I have my 12-gauge...

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threepennies March 21 2005, 01:51:11 UTC
I would try deer-flavored snack crisps. But only if there's extra hoof flavoring.

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pacotelic March 20 2005, 02:58:15 UTC
I;m all about the sun chips, and she might've felt quite gashed after the 10cm miracle.

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threepennies March 21 2005, 01:45:50 UTC
Perhaps I am unfairly judging Sun Chips given my bias. I had a bad experience. Years ago.

I don't really want to talk about it.

I also question if something is still a miracle if it has happened, oh, 9 billion times.

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whatagoodboy71 March 20 2005, 18:45:21 UTC
I feel that the words, "flush out my gash" AND the existence of Sun Chips to be equally horrifying.
Sun Chips. What the fark kind of twee name is that for a snack food?
"Y'know....I'm kind of hungry for something. I don't have time for any kind of "real" meal....a greasy,non-nutritive snack crisp might do the trick. Oooooooh, how about some "Sun Chips"?

Sun Chips. Not chips, first of all, and they make you have horrific "holycrapWHATDIDYOUEAT?" breath,second of all.Not very Sun-shiny.

Discuss.

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threepennies March 21 2005, 01:43:55 UTC
They should have named it Sun Cracks. Or Sun Splinters. I would totally eat Sun Splinters.

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Hell Yeah! whatagoodboy71 March 21 2005, 17:01:01 UTC
I would line up at 7-Eleven to grab me a bag of Sun Splinters!

(Which I would gleefully wash down with a SupaMegaGigantor Slurpee.Neon Bloo flavour,of course.)

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the_automatik March 21 2005, 19:36:26 UTC
I hate Sun Chips and Corn Nuts for the same reason.

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mojavefive March 21 2005, 09:11:52 UTC
Suddenly I'm hungry.

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