It would have been Kitty Willow.

[threepennies]

Last month I declined a second interview with an underwear distributor in West Oakland

Comments

[supresmooth]

Yeah, but WTF do you do???

[threepennies]

I occasionally lick things. And get yelled at by old irate Frenchmen.

[eatstoomuchjam]

I hadn't even realized you got a job! I went back through your journal and now I see that you sneakily snuck it into an edit to a previous post. Congratulations on that! Too cool!

[threepennies]

Thank you! :)
Although it means my roadtrip to White Castle and see the second largest ball of twine is indefinitely delayed. :(

[eatstoomuchjam]

Hardly! It just means that roadtrip is delayed until you've built some vacation time! The nearest White Castle to you is a mere 2,000 miles away in St. Louis! You can drive that in no time!

[threepennies]

I think "going to White Castle while unemployed" is a bit more campy/tawdry, and therefore more excusable than "going to White Castle for vacation."

Besides, my impending vacation will probably be spent with M doing poppers in some underground London sex club.

[luminosity]

This was quite entertaining with a few lovely lines.

[threepennies]

Thanks. Yeah, it was pretty excruciating at the time, but misery often makes the best stories.

[whatinthehell]

Where is the 2nd largest ball of twine? I should see that on my phat greyhound trip across the country thatI am leaving for in...three days.

[eatstoomuchjam]

The second largest is in Darwin, MN. It's the largest built by one person, though!

[veggieboo]

I think this: "I don't mind licking things." Is a good thing to say on any interview.

[whatagoodboy71]

I agree. Nothing says "I am willing to do whatever you want me to, AND I am open to learning many new "skillz" than....."I don't mind licking things."

Shows a hearty amount of initiative as well,methinks.