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threepennies

Spotlight Sacramento: The Lost Olsen Twins

Feb 19, 2005 00:42

"Open your mouth I want to see."

Jimmy opened his mouth, which I have renamed the Cyst-tine Chapel and pointed to a slight gum-pink lump.

"Cysters are doing it for themselves."

When you have a gay boyfriend as awesome-tastic as killcircuitboys, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself being dry humped by a wing-fag on a Sacramento dancefloor who ( Read more... )

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bratman February 19 2005, 15:01:25 UTC

An hour of dusting fools later I see them next to the bar./

I was so hoping you were referring to the midgets.

threepennies February 20 2005, 22:40:32 UTC

Seriously.

Midgets would have been the cherries.

new_improved February 19 2005, 15:35:32 UTC

sweaty-faced club pics... i love it.

threepennies February 20 2005, 22:42:00 UTC

LOL! It was so hot and crowded in there. Jimmy has this amazing ability to glow whereas I sweat like a farm hand in August. Sexxxy!

violatrix February 19 2005, 16:04:25 UTC

...I see nothing wrong with rum drinking and chain smoking...

*I* need people like you in this world.

Fuck world hunger! I'm thirsty!

threepennies February 20 2005, 22:43:11 UTC

Hahaha! Well we try to have fun no matter where we are. Sober or not.

mcsweeneyfiend February 19 2005, 17:29:37 UTC

that's hot!

threepennies February 20 2005, 22:44:51 UTC

Thank you! I hope everyone knows the Olsen twins are covering up my cousins.

bjorklovesme February 19 2005, 18:06:23 UTC

GODDAMMIT, I miss you two!!!

*grumbles and sobs*

*stares at sandwich*

*sobs more*

threepennies February 20 2005, 22:47:24 UTC

One of these days we will find ourselves in a club together again, surrounded by GlowStick Boys and drunken sailors and I will wink at you with a sparkle in my eye and start doing the cabbage patch...