Comments | threepennies: She's goal-oriented, full of determination, and enjoys a challenge...

threepennies

She's goal-oriented, full of determination, and enjoys a challenge...

Feb 03, 2005 00:49

If I ever ate an eleven pound hamburger I would put that shit on my resume.

Comments 4

alchemi February 3 2005, 09:29:36 UTC

God. I want to try someday.

Though to be honest, it doesn't look like all that good of a jumbo burger.

UGH danielmath February 3 2005, 10:05:16 UTC

not at all
a CUP OF MAYONNAISE?!
gross.

threepennies February 3 2005, 11:17:46 UTC

I'd also like to bitchslap my intestines and test out my consumptive fortitude with a challenge such as this. But only because I want to make a t-shirt that says, "I ate an eleven pound hamburger and all I got was indigestion that you and baby Jesus cannot fathom in a thousand million ca-trillion years."

Helvetica script with a picture of the hamburger (actual size) in the back.

stagemanager February 3 2005, 18:05:42 UTC

I would put that shit on my resume.

What immediately sprang to my visualization area is an image of you, in the bathroom, smearing 11-pound-hamburger-fecal-matter onto a dainty, pristine, white resume.

And I don't even know what you look like.

I'm just odd that way.