A bloody good morning to you too.

[bakerst_blogger]

I have seen a great many impossible things in my time adventuring with Sherlock Holmes. I have seen madmen, phantom hounds, Chinese ciphers, found a knife in the head of Margaret Thatcher (the plaster one, not the real one), and even sat in Buckingham Palace while my flatmate sat there without his pants on. But this. This has got to be the most

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[beingthatclever]

[ oh... that didn't take long at all. ]

[ PRIVATE TEXT ]

When you're done with your
crisis, John, we have a case.

SH

[bakerst_blogger]

[TEXT]

oh, sherlock. Thank god you're here i knew they were lying.

A case? What case? The case of how bloody stupid this all is?

[beingthatclever]

As the apparent protagonist of
our so-called canon, I'm sure
my presence is necessary for
the illusion.

Yes, I have started looking into
the situation.

SH

[bakerst_blogger]

Of course youre the protagonist.
You would be wouldn't you?

Whatve you found out so far?

[ingenflodhest]

I have just woken up, so there hasn't been much of my day to tell you about!
I'm sorry that you were shot in the shoulder and that money doesn't work here.
Snufkin says that money isn't really important, though. So maybe it will be okay?

[bakerst_blogger]

I'm...sorry, are you talking to me?

Bloody hell, maybe I have lost my mind.

[ingenflodhest]

Yes, I am talking to you!
Is there anyone else I could be talking to?

I think you are probably as sane as I am.

[bakerst_blogger]

Hearing that in this context is never reassuring.

Hang on... don't I know you from somewhere?

[seemeinacrown]

Private Text

My, my. Someone certainly is testy.

[bakerst_blogger]

[TEXT]

Cant really be blamed now can I?
I did just get told everyone i ever
loved and knew isnt real.

[kinglestrade]

Oh good, the gang's all here.

Hello, John. I have to get to work, but let me leave you with this invaluable information I've gathered in my two day's time here: they give you enough currency to spare a pint.

[bakerst_blogger]

Oh thank Christ. I about need one at this stage.

Care to join me, Detective Inspector?

[kinglestrade]

If you can hold onto that offer until round noon, I'll be happy to take you up on it. Luckily for all of us, their drink's half decent.

[bakerst_blogger]

I'll be more than happy to find out myself. Good to see you here, Lestrade.

[bloody_pens]

Having booze after your arrival here definitely seems like an appropriate reaction.

[bakerst_blogger]

Glad I'm not the only sorry sod who thinks so. Where can a bloke get a pint around here?