A bloody good morning to you too.

[bakerst_blogger]

I have seen a great many impossible things in my time adventuring with Sherlock Holmes. I have seen madmen, phantom hounds, Chinese ciphers, found a knife in the head of Margaret Thatcher (the plaster one, not the real one), and even sat in Buckingham Palace while my flatmate sat there without his pants on. But this. This has got to be the most

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[ingenflodhest]

I have just woken up, so there hasn't been much of my day to tell you about!
I'm sorry that you were shot in the shoulder and that money doesn't work here.
Snufkin says that money isn't really important, though. So maybe it will be okay?

[bakerst_blogger]

I'm...sorry, are you talking to me?

Bloody hell, maybe I have lost my mind.

[ingenflodhest]

Yes, I am talking to you!
Is there anyone else I could be talking to?

I think you are probably as sane as I am.

[bakerst_blogger]

Hearing that in this context is never reassuring.

Hang on... don't I know you from somewhere?

[ingenflodhest]

I don't think I know you from somewhere...
Maybe you've met another troll like me?

[bakerst_blogger]

A troll? Good lord, you're that little fellow from those books, aren't you?

I used to love reading them as a kid.

Maybe there is some truth to this after all...

[ingenflodhest]

... Well, my policeman roommate said that I was from books, so I guess that would be right. Suddenly there are people who know me! It's very strange.

I don't want to make you think you aren't real, though.

[bakerst_blogger]

The worst that could happen is a minor existential breakdown. Not your fault, I assure you.

[ingenflodhest]

Oh. Oh dear.
A minor existential breakdown sounds very serious....

Would you have to see a doctor for that?

[bakerst_blogger]

Luckily I am a doctor, so if I strain something I'll be sure to diagnose it pretty quickly.

[ingenflodhest]

Wow! I have met a policeman and a doctor today since waking up! It's very nice to meet you, Doctor. My name is Moomintroll.

I hope you don't catch a minor existential breakdown, taking care of yourself while you are ill sounds very difficult... At least you could tell someone what to do, I suppose.

[bakerst_blogger]

That's it. I remember now.

Pleasure to meet you. Doctor John Watson.

[ingenflodhest]

You remember now?
It's good to meet you too, Doctor Watson.

If you ever need any help please feel free to call me! I've always wanted to know what it was like being a doctor.