Dear Mouth

[thoth_moon]

Quit yawning.  We all went to sleep around midnight last night.

Or something like that.

Today I'm in the library, then Gothic Novel, then back in the library for Postcolonialism.  Damn Soyinka papers and their perpetual revisions... ==+  Ah well, I'm sure that Paper #2 shall go more smoothly.  Now once I get a firmer grasp on this project on the

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[mhmartini]

You know, I just remembered another little trick I learned in college. I've never tried it, so I can't say for sure how well it would work. But I'd be willing to wager it's on the effective side. This comment is theoretical, so of course, we'll never really know. The trick is to put a bunch of birdseed on someone's car. All over it. The birdseed itself is harmless enough. But the pecking, scratching, and pooping of the birds... not so much

[thoth_moon]

My thoughts like the taste of the birdseed idea. It shall be considered.