Remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock.

[thorne_scratch]

Huh, I only have two more days left of these things. And for the most part, I've kept to it, though there were certainly some cheater days where the post content was not particularly lengthy or great. But I kept to it! ...Didn't see that coming. I should do a wordcount so I know how much I wrote in December

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[thebaconfat]

I am so sorry that this year was so awful. And so pleased that you're still with us.

WHAT IS SNAKE WINE. WHAT IS POKE.

[thorne_scratch]

Thank you! I did nearly go live on the moon for a while, but you know me, fickle as hell. Plus I'd rather blow the moon up than live on it. That's just the kind of person I am.

POKE IS DELICIOUS. It's, like, raw ahi tuna cubed over rice with a light dressing of sesame oil and soy sauce and some other things, and other things dumped in there too depending on the style.

SNAKE WINE IS... NOT DELICIOUS. It is a bottle of indeterminate liquor my brother got from Arnold Schwarzenegger (not directly; Arnold gave it to my brother's boss, my brother's boss's song stole it from his dad, and my brother's boss then gave it to my brother to teach his son a lesson, I guess). It has a huge fucking dead cobra coiled up in it, staring out blindly at the world. It has a hideous meaty aftertaste that after it hits the back of your throat, makes you realize, "Oh God, that's a snake aftertaste."

[milliebee]

Fingers crossed hard for a better 2015.

[thorne_scratch]

Me too!