Seen him knock a man clean out of his corduroy slippers

[thorne_scratch]

Today is eramundo's birthday! Huzzah! Lunar continues to be pretty much my shining beacon of Adult Maturity and Competence I Hope To Someday Attain. She is a wonderful hostess, and I was terribly grateful for her presence in Boston, not the least of which was she kept flidgetjerome and twigcollins mostly in check, and did not allow them to parade about with bags of doll eyes and

Comments

[eramundo]

i have now wasted a plesant hour reading most of these links XD
advice on avoiding bizaare S.King deaths is definitely well taken. Plans are being made as we speak.

[thorne_scratch]

I hope you feel better soon! Twig told me you were sick. Bleah. That is spectacularly bad timing on behalf of the universe.

Man, if there was anyone I would trust to gt us out of a Stephen King death, it would be you. I'm sticking by your side in that event.

[2metaldog]

You still win for bets internet links ever. That is all.

[thorne_scratch]

It was getting to the point where I was afraid to leave my laptop alone with all the tabs open, because of what people might think. Forget them discovering the porn, half of these would have gotten me even weirder reactions.

[d0rkgoddess]

hehe... that just kept me ridiculously amused and my husband thanks you ^_^

[thorne_scratch]

Great, I'm glad you liked 'em!

[twigcollins]

I had nothing to do with the eyes. The bad mermaid yaoi, yes. No eyes.

[thorne_scratch]

I will always treasure the bad mermaid yaoi. I spent the better part of the night in bed with Flidget, reading it in glee.

[m_steelgrave]

Like signs of mass cannibalism could be anything but controversial? "Hey guys! I think we were eating our prisoners of war a few thousand years ago." "Ho, hum. Who's playing the World Cup?"

And for the record: that elephant sex video was insane. Someone needs to set it to the appropriate porn background music.

[thorne_scratch]

I dunno, I'm pretty sure mass cannibalism is a common occurrence for the World Cup.

I know! I did not know that, seriously. Now I can never unknow it. I just... wow, that was a flexible and sinuous dong.

[m_steelgrave]

"Flexible and sinuous dong" is a phrase I'd hoped never to hear. Odd how that one disturbs me more than the barbed or corkscrew ones.

[thorne_scratch]

I feel like now I should issue a challenge for everyone to write haikus about elephant dongs. It could be glorious!