Dr. Doom got defeated by squirrels? How very Dr. Doomish.
And Lincoln punching evil in the face is the best thing I've seen today.
Dude, we have devoted multiple livejournal entries to the dolphins raping turtles and eels. It is one of my most common conversational topics with you. But Twig and her seahorses-- I expect her to command them to defeat Dr. Doom any day now.
You have to say it in the same cadence as you would say the words to King Missile's "Detachable Penis" too, you know. (I am hoping no one calls me on the fact starfish have no wang. It would be just my luck to run into a humorless marine biologist.)
God, there'd be so many sparkles. Sailor Moon coldcocks (oh that's a bad pun) her enemies with the detachable star-wang!
God you guys are brilliant. Stovepipe hats duels! Cheney's ultimate attack! Pyramid Head as motivational speaker. Honestly, the things we could all accomplish if we each had a Pyramid Head breathing down our necks.
Corgis on Ice is the most happy-smile-inducing mental image I've had all week. Those short little legs! The sheer amount of wiggling that would be involved!
St. Mary's sounds lovely. I love reading this stuff from you; you communicate it so beautifully.
I hope February ends soon for you. I hope you're taking a day once in a while to lie in bed and not do a damn thing.
(Can there ever be too much wang? Yes. Yes there can be.)
I really am glad you think all of those things are funny, 'cos if I live in a world where people don't think stovepipe hats duels, Cheney's ultimate attack, and Pyramid Head as motivational speaker are awesome, then man. I don't wanna live there. And Corgis on Ice-- I would pay to go see that. I would pay so much.
It was a very pretty place, and I'm glad you put up with the descriptions. I fear getting too maudlin' about it. Of course, then I just need to switch tacks and recount my favorite memory of when Louise set something on fire.
Thanks, I really appreciate it. One of these days I'm totally going to get that bed-lying day.
Great Falls sounds absolutely beautiful. Sometime I should take you on a "Michigan doesn't totally suck" whirlwind tour. We can go to the sculpture garden and make comments about the giant horse nards (it doesn't have nards but somehow I don't think this will stop you) and we can go to Lake Michigan and climb Mt. Baldhead and go canoeing near where my grandma used to have a cottage.
It really is. I would love to show it to you sometime, if you can trust me again after I dragged you all over my campus. I mean, I made Catt go canoeing with me and Louise and I'm surprised she even spoke to me afterwards. And I would totally like to go on a "Michigan doesn't suck" tour and see giant horse nards and take pictures with them-- real or not. Mwee.
Hi! I'm a Michigander, and I have only one thing to say to you: If ya do come up to Michigan, don't come in the winter, and get some super duty heavy shock absorbers fer Teh Car. Michigan has the worst roads in the country, and during a blizzard (when not on polar bears and ice skates) a native can do 65 mph in 2 feet of snow with 10% visibility. So, stay off the road, unless ya want to excite Road Rage.
But, if yah do decide to chance passive suicide, come to Algonac, MI. During the summer, we've got boat races, fairs, and an art festival (Labor Day weekend).
Man, I ain't never coming to Michigan in the winter now. Maybe someday in the summer, when I can be sure there are no polar bears or murderous hockey players. Or muderous hockey-playing polar bears.
The question is, okay, you're in Silent Hill on Pyramid Head's minor punishment day. You see him come around the corner, but what's he dragging around? He's always got something.
As well you should be, as your Silent Hill artwork is utterly charming. Weird, as "utterly charming" are not words normally applied to Silent Hill, but still! And that rendered thingamabob in the same entry creeps the fuck out of me. Spot-on.
So, instead of killing you, PH gives you a wedgies and steals your shorts. What a jerk, that Pyramid Head.
And he knows it, too. You can run, but you can't save your pants.
The SH art is sort of coming out of nowhere these past few days- I have that "best friends" one, and a short preqel comic to that, and a SH/kingdom hearts crossover, and a portrait of Walter Sullivan, and more silly comics penciled but not up yet.
I don't know where it's coming from. It's just all flying out. o_o
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I would like to mention, in order;
Squirrel Girl
Tales from the Bully Pulpit
and . . .
I was going to get into how dolphins rape turtles and eels but on reflection you're probably already aware of that.
Trust me, though, Twig's seahorse fetish is no secret.
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Dr. Doom got defeated by squirrels? How very Dr. Doomish.
And Lincoln punching evil in the face is the best thing I've seen today.
Dude, we have devoted multiple livejournal entries to the dolphins raping turtles and eels. It is one of my most common conversational topics with you. But Twig and her seahorses-- I expect her to command them to defeat Dr. Doom any day now.
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But she's got a sea dragon at home.
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I can't blame her, really. Leafy sea dragons look so cool.
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And on that note, massive *lol* at the conversations. Those Pyramid Head dances sure are scary! XDDDDDDDD
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I am glad you liked the conversations, and God yes, Pyramid Head(s) and the dancing pretty much derailed my mind forever.
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I... I had things to say to this post, and then I read that, and now all I can say is that I love you.
...It sounds like something out of Sailor Moon.
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God, there'd be so many sparkles. Sailor Moon coldcocks (oh that's a bad pun) her enemies with the detachable star-wang!
I love you too! And your delicious brains.
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God you guys are brilliant. Stovepipe hats duels! Cheney's ultimate attack! Pyramid Head as motivational speaker. Honestly, the things we could all accomplish if we each had a Pyramid Head breathing down our necks.
Corgis on Ice is the most happy-smile-inducing mental image I've had all week. Those short little legs! The sheer amount of wiggling that would be involved!
St. Mary's sounds lovely. I love reading this stuff from you; you communicate it so beautifully.
I hope February ends soon for you. I hope you're taking a day once in a while to lie in bed and not do a damn thing.
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I really am glad you think all of those things are funny, 'cos if I live in a world where people don't think stovepipe hats duels, Cheney's ultimate attack, and Pyramid Head as motivational speaker are awesome, then man. I don't wanna live there. And Corgis on Ice-- I would pay to go see that. I would pay so much.
It was a very pretty place, and I'm glad you put up with the descriptions. I fear getting too maudlin' about it. Of course, then I just need to switch tacks and recount my favorite memory of when Louise set something on fire.
Thanks, I really appreciate it. One of these days I'm totally going to get that bed-lying day.
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It's gorgeous up there. Definitely elf woods.
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But, if yah do decide to chance passive suicide, come to Algonac, MI. During the summer, we've got boat races, fairs, and an art festival (Labor Day weekend).
And muskrat. Yum.
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Algonac, got it!
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The question is, okay, you're in Silent Hill on Pyramid Head's minor punishment day. You see him come around the corner, but what's he dragging around? He's always got something.
...He's collecting the underwear of the damned.
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So, instead of killing you, PH gives you a wedgies and steals your shorts. What a jerk, that Pyramid Head.
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The SH art is sort of coming out of nowhere these past few days- I have that "best friends" one, and a short preqel comic to that, and a SH/kingdom hearts crossover, and a portrait of Walter Sullivan, and more silly comics penciled but not up yet.
I don't know where it's coming from. It's just all flying out. o_o
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