And I think I'm clever 'cos I'm singing this to you

[thorne_scratch]

I do so love me an opportunity to tell rambling stories about the people I know, as prelude to obvious announcements.

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[twigcollins]

Thank you for diplomatically leaving out the part in the story where I read 'Voyeur' and spent the next two hours trying to talk my writing cred off the ledge. X D

OMG, we went to the most bizarre furniature store (of all things) on Saturday. It was like, sets of showrooms interspersed between a mockup of Bourbon Street with like, actual gospel singers and animatronic puppets and some dude with beads at the front door.

I was seriously terrified.

[thorne_scratch]

Dude, I'm always afraid to mention the stalkery bits because then I am afraid you won't like me anymore. And I'll have to start stalking you for real. Oh, but I did terrible things in order to get to know you. I shall tell you when we are both online again.

Awesome! I, uh, well. I went to several Chinese grocery stores? They had duck tongues in little plastic containers, made me think of Petra. Or possibly Ariel. Ariel would not be pleased.

There was also this big bucket of whole squid by the fish counter, and people just scooped out what they wanted. But there was this one lonely squid someone had dropped on the floor, and it was just lying there on the dirty floor, alone. One of the saddest fucking things I've ever seen.