Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."

[thorne_scratch]

I love the Muppets. And I think my roommate is dating Lord Voldemort.

Comments

[shati]

PANDAS.

Why do people bother with recreational drugs? The rush of maternal hormones sixteen baby pandas can set off oh look at their little pawses and they are fuzzy.

[thorne_scratch]

SERIOUSLY. All the world's problems could be solved if everyone was allowed to hold a baby panda once a month. If you misbehave, you don't get to hold a panda. We'd all be too mellow to start shit about anything.

[thorne_scratch]

Sephiroth and Cloud are both vaguely worried at the same time they're happy. It'd be cute if it weren't so sad. Good luck on finals!

[zenkatsuo]

One of them was an architect?
Also, you know Cedric Diggorys wand was actually a chopstick and look what happened to him.

I heartily recommend David Sedaris's short story Six to Eight Black Men to you. I think you might enjoy it. Shall I send it to you? It's about Christmas and how barbaric Europeans celebrate it.

[thorne_scratch]

Well, studying architecture. And I will be craftier than Cedric Diggory; I will also bring a gun. Or something. Joking.

Sure, send it along!

[velithya]

Pandas!

haha, apparently Kadrin actually, I don't know, /studied/ Australian politics/history. I know vaguely what he's talking about but would probably have a terrible time explaining it to anyone else O.o

[thorne_scratch]

Eeee, sleepy panda icon!

Kadrin is, I suspect, some sort of super-smart cybernetic robot who poses as an Australian living in Switzerland. One never knows. And you're in the same boat with me, because I studied a lot of American history but be damned if I can explain much of it.

[kadrin]

In the interests of full disclosure, I had Wikipedia open in another window. Otherwise my account of the Whitlam dismissal would have featured the words "and then there was some thing, like, it did stuff, I dunno" heavily, and ended with me waving my hands in the air and announcing "Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General!", and then possibly saying "ta-da".

[thorne_scratch]

...you've ruined yet another moment, Patrick. I hope you're getting paid well.

[twigcollins]

Zack: Just keep swimming, just keep swimmming...
Cloud: What?
Zack: Nevermind.

[elfowls_nest]

**omgdies** X D !!!!!

[thorne_scratch]

Wait, maybe Zack and Seph are Dory and Marlon, and Cloud is Nemo. Or Cloud is marlon and Zack is Dory, and Sephiroth is... oh, the cute overwhelms me anyway.

[sheraton]

Whaaat...?

That's me.