Professor Much ate his wife and divorced his lunch?!?!

Well, did you evah?

What a swell party this is!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into
everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious ( Read more... )

Life is suddenly wonderful, and full of delicious possibilites!

~And scene

Murdock Middle/High School presents


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For Week Ending: January 28t

Sunday ~ OFF
Monday ~ 3:00 - 10:00
Tuesday ~ OFF
Wednesday ~ 3:00 - 10:00
Thursday ~ 3:00 - 7:00 (front end)
Friday ~ OFF
Saturday ~ 2:00 - 11:00

Add in full rehearsals for Oklahoma on Tuesday and Friday and I have one day off! SWEET! Meh...........

For week ending January 21st

Sunday~ OFF
Monday~ 10:45 - 6:45 pm
Tuesday~ OFF
Wednesday~ 3:00 - 10:00 pm
Thursday~ 2:00 - 11:00 pm
Friday~ OFF
Saturday~ 2:00 - 11:00 pm

29 hours

For Week Ending: January 14th

Sunday~ 2:00 - 10:00 (time and a half)
Monday~ 10:45 - 6:45
Tuesday~ off
Wednesday~ 3:00 - 10:00
Thursday~ off
Friday~ 3:00 - 11:00
Saturday~ 11:00 - 8:00 (front end)

TOTAL: 41.25 hours

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday ~ OFF
Monday ~ OFF
Tuesday ~ 3:00 - 10:00
Wednesday ~ OFF
Thursday ~ 5:00 - 10:15
Friday ~ 2:00 - 11:00
Saturday ~ OFF

25 hours

Sunday ~ Christmas (off)
Monday ~ 2:00 - 10:00
Tuesday ~ off
Wednesday ~ off
Thursday ~ 2:00 - 11:00
Friday ~ off
Saturday ~ 1:00 - 9:00

To begin, on Wednesday December 7th, Thom was in a car accident in Leominster. I was trying to find Leominster High School and turned around on a dead end road to get back to the center of the town. So, I was at the end of the road waiting to turn left onto West St. Finally it was clear so I slowly pulled out. The next thing I know I am off the ( Read more... )