he made me put on a shirt. because he is jealous of my rippling abs. and so i, by my car in the dark, put said shirt on backwards and wondered why the collar was so tight all through the concert. oops. on the other hand, i have to write a "soulsearching" college essay tonight. those two comments werent related, i just wanted to throw in a random ( Read more... )

im going to go over something. by doing this, i may offend you. thats okay though, i can live with it ( Read more... )

i really dislike valentines day.
but thanks for your appreciation, gags.

hmm, that was a little bit bitter.
but i like it because it is bitter.
and because it is my heart.

so up until now i have always told people that i would go to georgia tech if they gave me a lot of money. well, they have officially said that they will not give me a lot of money, so i guess im not going to georgia tech. how unfortunate.
however, i did make good tips tonight, so everything is good.

hmm. the soccer office closed today. i really hope theyre open tomorrow... otherwise i will probably cry or swear or something like that. stupid snow. complete overkill. oh well. at least i wont die on saturday like i was planning. 14 hours on my feet is a little more than i prefer to have. call me if you want to sled tomorrow.

i have fantastic news! i think that maybe perhaps strong bad is going back to a weekly email instead of a "every-once-in-a-while-when-the-animators-are-feeling-un-lazy" email. hooray!
and im the drunk guy in the play. the drunk guy with the exaggerated southern accent. hooray!
and i like puppies.

no reason to cry when nobody sees; no reason to whine when nobody cares.

praeteritio. pointless but inevitable.

i know i make this post like six times a year, but here it is again anyway. i really dont like having to macro-edit my posts because my computer only lets me put in 150 (ish) words. i dont know why it does that, and if anyone has any guesses, please let me know.

i have spent way too much money today. i usually like spending money. but that is when i am buying random crap because i can. today i bought something i should have already had because i must. not the same feeling. on the plus side, allen returned two decks of my cards, the calculator was ten dollars off, and i got to tackle shane to put him back ( Read more... )

i figured it out. the boondock saints IS in fact in chronological order. you know how some people think that the church scene at the beginning takes place at the end? well it doesnt. when the brothers spend the night in the jail and they wake up and say "destroy that which is evil," etc, they hear the voice of the priest saying "the indifference of ( Read more... )