Unexplained Phenomenon

[thjora]

I have questioned literally hundreds of gay men, and have yet to come up with an answer that satisfies my curiosity.  "How can you be gay -and- a breast man???"  The phonomenon is almost universal and I don't get it. Apparently, neither do they, because they can't really explain it either.

On Thursday we were out at happy hour with friends. I was

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[brenda_k_a]

I think breast love goes deeper than the sexual realm. It is a source of comfort and nourishment that we intuitively are drawn to.

That or maybe they just have a level of bi-ness that they aren't quite aware of? I'm a pretty firm believer in sexuality not being easily fit into a standard one-size-fits-all box.

[es]

Forever and ever, amen. :)

- ES

[thjora]

Now lets all stand and sing hymn # . . . . .

:-D

[thjora]

That all makes sense, and on some level, I understand the whole thing. But it cracks me up when I can't get a guy who is gay to make eye contact with me when we are speaking. :-D

And a phrase I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have to say as often as I do . . . . "Chester, get your hand off my a$$."

[crevette]

You know, every gay man I know has LOVED my boobs. Squished them, mauled them, what have you.

Amazing, that.

[thjora]

It's sort of fun to know that you can bring so much joy to someone's life without any effort and without causing anyone harm. :)

[morningloryblue]

Same here...gay guys have often complimented my boobs...very weird, flattering, gross.....hmmm, this is so many things all at once!

[thatursula]

I know one of those guys.... married, but registers critical on the gaydar... went over to his place to borrow a farthingale (he runs a costume shop). It felt like it would take a crane to jack his eyeballs off of my chest. But yeah...boobs has magickal powers.

Silly people.

[anonymous]

Pardon my being, oh, a year late to this party, but as they say, nothing on the Internet quite goes away. Here's what seems an obvious answer to me, who happens to be a gay man, though truth-in-advertising compels me to state that breasts do little or nothing for me. Nice pecs, yes, of course. (And I'll spare you a discussion of the myriad varieties, none of which are likely to cause confusion with the subject at hand.) Gay men who can't keep their eyes or hands (or elbows? faces?) off your breasticles are: JEALOUS. They want them. For themselves. Well, some guys* do. (Can you say "drag"**? Bird seed may be rather effective, but it's always a compromise.) For the rest, my surprisingly useful working hypothesis that everyone is gay until proven straight suggests that these "gay" men might be in denial that they're not, particularly if they have been observed while in a less-than-sober condition engaging in what we have delicately termed "boobulation". (The latter involves that portion of the male anatomy which lies, ironically enough

Re: Silly people.

[thjora]

* of course
** agreed
*** are you kidding me? that is quintessential you!!!!

I'm glad you're at the party. You're going to have to get registered so you have a name and can get these back automatically.

HUGS!!!

Re: Silly people.

[themeadowsofdan]

Yes ma'am! Thank you. *HUGS* back.