What just happened?

[thisislexluthor]

So yesterday I went on a date an outing with Clark Kent, and then I was almost eaten by zombies. That's not so unusual. But I think I just got dumped.

Nobody dumps Lex Luthor. Especially not Superman. Especially not for stupid reasons like reanimating the dead. It may be time to do something drastic.

Comments

[harvey_twoface]

Lex, I'm so sorry. I know you're not exactly happy with me right now, but if you need someone to talk to, I'm your man.

I wouldn't worry too much. These things have a way of working themselves out in the end.

[thisislexluthor]

Yes, I think things will work out, since if he doesn't come back, I'm going to kill him. Either way, I'll accomplish one of my goals in life.

The apology cake was delicious, by the way. Where'd you get it? I might steal from them...

[harvey_twoface]

Lex, at the risk of making you hate me again... That's oddly sweet. And terrifying. But mostly sweet. I don't think you would, Lex.

fuckyou_bakery. They sure bake a mean cake.

[fox_bourne]

I'm here for you.

[thisislexluthor]

That's good to know.

[fox_bourne]

I'm ready to help you in any way. :]

[thisislexluthor]

The campaign is based entirely off how Joker and I are operating on an Antichrist-level of evil. I think lasers can only improve things.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Lex? Could you focus, please? Do I need to remind you that we're still campaining? Debates and elections are coming up soon. I don't need you flying off the handle and doing anything ridiculous to get back at your... boyfriend.

[thisislexluthor]

Don't lecture me on being distracted. I know for a fact you stopped at Renaissance Faire just because you wanted to kill someone in a corset. And get a chicken leg, but that's beside the point.

I have a set time to harass Superman every day. It won't detract from the campaign.

[ace_0f_knaves]

For your information, I wasn't there to kill anyone in a corset. I was picking off Jack Sparrows.

And it was a turkey leg.