I'm planning to burn off Harvey Dent's face

[thisislexluthor]

More than it already is, anyway. It's in the name of science.

Observe.

Ignore the picture. God knows I'm trying to.

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[harvey_twoface]

You're so subtle, Lex.

Even Jonathan doesn't just announce his plans like this.

[thisislexluthor]

I've already switched out your sunscreen, Dent. It's too late to stop me.

[harvey_twoface]

I'm sure. You flew all the way out to California just so you could burn off what's left of my face.

Right.

[itsthescarecrow]

He is a billionaire...it is amusing...

[itsthescarecrow]

I wouldn't go so far as to say it will burn his face off, but okay.

Ignore the picture. God knows I'm trying to.
It isn't that bad. Granted, I don't like pictures in the least, but Harvey is quite photogenic given the circumstances.

[thisislexluthor]

Fine, perhaps I was being dramatic. Still, it'll be interesting. And you agreed to it.

Hawaiian shirt. That's all I'm going to say.

[itsthescarecrow]

Of course I agreed to it, but you make it sound as though I signed my boyfriend's death certificate. I hope things go according to plan for you, whatever that plan is.

I didn't say I was photogenic.

[thisislexluthor]

Stop overreacting, it's just a hellishly bad sunburn.

Hawaiian shirt.

[thisisironman]

The famous Lex Luthor. Here in Gotham. Following Supes, by any chance?

Also, if you fuck anything up, I will be doing the same to you. Just, uh, a fair warning before you go around doing stuff. And. I don't actually have a weakness, so. You can try. You just won't get anywhere.

[thisislexluthor]

I would hazard to say Superman followed me. He tends to assume I'm planning something all the time, which I am. It's still invasive, however.

And as one billionaire mechanical genius to another, I'd say that sounds a bit like a challenge, Stark.

[thisisironman]

Yeah, except, I'm the billionaire mechanical genius, whereas you're the evil billionaire mechanical genius. Challenge? It's on, Luthor.

... If you have time off, let's hit the bar.

[thisislexluthor]

Then this should be interesting.

...Yes.

[itscatwoman]

Lex, I didn't know you were in town.
I've got an itch I can't seem to scratch, interested?

[thisislexluthor]

Perhaps later, my dear. Business before pleasure and all that.