So...

[thisislexluthor]

1. My running mate is in Arkham Asylum, in an attempt to get him to stop killing/raping/maiming people. He is also back with his boyfriend, a.k.a. the running mate of my competitor, and I'm pretty certain he would sell me up the river for Crane

Comments

[destinyawakened]

I do not like that pig. :-\

[thisislexluthor]

He's up to something. I can always tell when someone is scheming.

[harvey_twoface]

I wouldn't sell you up the river! Do you have no faith in me whatsoever?

...Yeah, I probably wouldn't either.

[thisislexluthor]

Dent, it is not that I don't have faith in you. But answer this:

True or false? If Crane threatened to withhold sex, you would give him my bank account number. If you knew it, that is.

[harvey_twoface]

No! Of course not!

...Maybe.

[harvey_twoface]

I think all of this "Thank God Dent's gone"-ing is just a way to hide the fact that you miss me.

If you really cared, you'd get me out of here. Or at least order Showtime for the Arkham televisions.

[thisislexluthor]

I am not going to let Two-face watch Dexter either, Dent. Stop trying.