Attention Master of Subtlety, a.k.a Harvey Dent:

[thisislexluthor]

Listen, you twit, I've put up with a lot from you because of our increasingly inexplicable friendship. But firing you is seeming like the most likely option here. I was nice enough to let Crane's science fair project your boyfriend come to the office without being thrown out on his skinny ass, and what's my reward?

A group of horrified employees

Comments

[tehgreenfaerie]

I applaud you...sort of. I also feel extremely bad for you. You must need some hardcore therapy now..

[thisislexluthor]

There's no therapy that can fix the damage Harvey's done.

[tehgreenfaerie]

That's a real shame. I'm sorry, dear.

[harvey_twoface]

If you do decide to fire me, I have to say: it was completely worth it.

[feartoxin]

At least he doesn't know about what happened after he left for the day.

[harvey_twoface]

Oh God. We can never, ever tell him. I'm pretty sure he'd have a stroke.

[feartoxin]

I feel kind of bad. We should have at least cleaned his desk off.

[feartoxin]

I wasn't loud, he was loud. Sheesh.

[thisislexluthor]

I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE BOTH WHORES!

[feartoxin]

[thisislexluthor]

DO NOT THINK MY RAGE CAN BE PLACATED WITH...oh, scotch!

[androgyneninja]

Best idea ever.

[thisislexluthor]

If Ror isn't enough to terrify him, firing is going to be the only option.

[androgyneninja]

I would think so, but I have faith in Ror. He'll do a great job making sure that this fuckery never happens again.

[androgyneninja]

Also, more scotch, hon?

[thisislexluthor]

Yes. Always.

[androgyneninja]