Oh my God, I cannot unsee what I have seen

[thisislexluthor]

-“Now, if you’re going to sexually harass someone, at least be classy about it. Don’t just tell them you want to pound them into the ground. Take them out to dinner. Compliment them. Then tell them you want to pound them into the ground.”

-“We’re going to demonstrate some anti-sexual harassment techniques. Now I’m going to come at you like the

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[feartoxin]

...

I am so sorry. I have Leland's number if you need it.

[thisislexluthor]

I only want to forget. Therapy will do me no good.

[feartoxin]

I have drugs in the lab, then.

[thisislexluthor]

I am in a fetal position and cannot respond to your drugs.

[androgyneninja]

ANTI-SEXUAL HARSHMENT SEMINAR: HE'S DOIN' IT WRONG.

Also, I feel like buying you a round of scotch. Are you free tonight?

[thisislexluthor]

I'm always free for for scotch.

[androgyneninja]

Sweet, when can I pick you up, hon?

I got some awesome Glen Moray I just picked up yesterday.

[thisislexluthor]

Any time is good, as my schedule for the rest of the night includes drinking and weeping.

[herohunter]

*presses lips together*

I'm not laughing, Lex. I'm coughing. Promise.

I love you, I really do!

*hugs and pets*

[thisislexluthor]

It was like staring into the abyss and having the abyss stare back.

[androgyneninja]

I agree with this idea so fucking much, man. Dent would've clammed up in a nanosecond with you around.

[thisislexluthor]

I am increasingly tempted. What are your rates?

[destinyawakened]

Are you serious?

[thisislexluthor]

I wish with every fiber of my being that I was not.

[destinyawakened]

*blank stare*

I'm really at a loss for any other words then... Let me just say, however, that I am so glad to have not been there to see that.