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[thisisherson]

[Kurt's pretty sure he's got this event all figured out. He's about six or so, but he wasn't always. His dad's not here (which is highly upsetting) and neither is his mom (which is even more upsetting than that, because he knows she's gone but he still wants her there). Some of his friends are here though, and that's good. He remembers all about

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[dashboardlite]

...oh. My God.

[Dean was just going to step into the kitchen for a burger, but there are tiny pastries everywhere. The air is sickeningly sweet with the cloying scent of baked sugar, and holy shit please say there's pie.

Then he realizes the source of the cooking. It's a tiny child that looks like-]

Kurt?

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[thisisherson]

[Sadly there is no pie, because clearly someone at Hasbro hates Dean, but there are lots and lots of little itty bitty cakes and cookies and such. The kettle is also on the stove again, because Kurt is stubborn and no one is letting him make his tea!

Kurt waves over at Dean like nothing weird happened a couple of weeks ago at all and smiles wide.]

Hi, Dean! I'm going to have a tea party! Wanna come?

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[dashboardlite]

Y'know, I'm gonna...maybe...

[...pass?

Dean leans across the counter, reaching for a cookie.]

...I don't really do tea. You got any OJ?

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[thisisherson]

[He scrunches his nose up a bit.]

...Well. Okay. But you have to drink it in a tea cup. And you have to drink it right.

[You know, pinky out and all that. Kurt hops off the chair and goes over to the fridge, knowing there will be OJ in there.]

[urnewkingbitch]

A tea party?

[Oooo, that looks like fun. He thinks it's a little girly, but if a guy's hosting, then it's all good! Right?]

What kinda tea and stuff are you makin'?

[thisisherson]

[Oh my gosh, a boy wants to come to his tea party. Kurt can't help smiling a little. Other boys usually think it's dumb or stupid or girly.]

It's going to be Earl Grey tea with milk and sugar, and I'm making lots of cakes and cookies for everyone! Chocolate cake, sugar cookies, brownies...there's a pretzel mix somewhere here too.

[No lie. Pretzels in Easy Bake Ovens are a thing now. Really.]

[urnewkingbitch]

That sounds really good! Do you cook a lot?

[ohgod pretzels and brownies. Kurt has a new best friend.]

[thisisherson]

Uh-huh! I cook all the time when I'm big. I'm really good at it too.

[And he preens, so proud of what he's like at sixteen years old.]

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[cull_means_care]

[Everyone! Feferi's an everyone! Even if she looks like a giant bug right now. You can assume from the excited chittering that she would very much like to come if she isn't going to scare people]

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[thisisherson]

[WOAH WHAT IS THAT. Kurt stares, which is probably a little rude, but understandable.]

...What are you?

[He's pretty sure he'd remember a giant bug. ...But there are a lot of weird things in the mansion, and it would probably be mean to not let it come to his party just because she's a bug. She can't help being a bug!]

Um...do you want to come to my tea party too?

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[cull_means_care]

[She tries to explain that she's a troll and that she's not normally this size or shape but it comes out as more chittering.

At his invitation, however, she nods and becomes more animated because it sounds like it's going to be fun]

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[thisisherson]

That...means yes? Okay!

[She must be one classy little bug thing then!]

What's your name?

[He knows she can't really talk, but it'd be rude not to ask! Plus it gives him an extra minute to come up with something to call her.]

[Video] and then Sokka completed his Glee cr collection

[boomerangbend]

[Sorry, Kurt, but Sokka doesn't care about the whole tea thing. What he does care about though is that Easy Bake Oven you have in there. Since he hasn't encountered that wondrous piece of technology yet, he assumes it's just a mini stove.]

Hi! I'm Sokka! I don't care about tea and all, but I like nice things!

[Like food. Food is such a nice thing. It's the best of all the things. Clearly, it's as superior as playtime, if not more!]

[Video] I hear if you mail them all in, you get a Space Sword

[thisisherson]

[Kurt pouts because HOW CAN HE NOT CARE ABOUT TEA? But, he already let Dean come play with OJ instead, so he should probably say yes.]

I've got Orange Juice too, I guess. But tea's better, so you're missing out.

[But you know what's the best? Little cakes and cookies.]

[Video] OH MY GOD. I GOTTA GET ON THAT BEFORE THE DEADLINE

[boomerangbend]

[Orange juice? With cake? Does that even go together? ...Well, it's better than tea, anyway.]

How does tea even go with cake? Even orange juice is better!

[...Sokka just doesn't get along with stuffy people, even as a six year old.]

[Video] Better hurry! The offer's going to expire soon!

[thisisherson]

Tea always goes with cake! Don't you know anything?

[Kurt was sort of born this way, as the song goes. He can't help it that he appreciates fine culture better than everyone else!]

It's better with it than orange juice.

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[usskickass]

[Beiste is pretty sure she's an everyone, so she's just...gonna creep into the kitchen and stand there awkwardly. Hi.]

[thisisherson]

[She's definitely an everyone. Kurt turns around and WOAH THERE'S SHANNON. He jumps a little because he wasn't expecting her, but he recovers pretty quickly and waves.]

Hi Shannon! Do you wanna come to my tea party?

[usskickass]

S-sorry!

[Oh, she shouldn't have scared him. But at least he didn't seem mad.]

Um, yes. Do you need any help?

[thisisherson]

Um...you can help me bake if you want to? These cakes are really tiny, so I need a lot of them. You can be my assistant!

[He scoots over so she can come help him mix mixes and things. The initial hesitation was really only because he wasn't sure if she liked anything like this. It's not a football or a basketball or anything like that? But she asked, so she must want to, right? So he's over that assumption pretty fast.]