[So after waking up with Finn and Santana, Kurt was pretty sure this event couldn't get any worse. It's been a really long day, and as much as he loves getting coffee with his dad or criticizing people for their new, terrible looks, Kurt's tired and wants to just sleep off this stupid hangover. So, he heads back to his room for the first time since
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knock knock~]
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Eventually though, he cracks the door open less than an inch, so that whoever is out there hopefully can't see too much of what's in there, and he takes a deep breath.]
...Yes? May I help you? [He'll never get away now - that high-pitched voice is too distinctive.]
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So. I followed the hair trail. [is that the sound of a sword being drawn? OH SNAP.] Guess where it's led me.
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Well. I hope it all grows back soon, and that there are no more hair-related atrocities for you in the near future and um. Good luck with the rest of your life!
[AND THEN HE SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT AND HOPES HE GOES AWAY FOREVER.]
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DID YOU?
you poor, unfortunate soul. Kanda can drag around a full-grown man when he's 3 feet tall. a flimsy door won't stop him.
he's going to be nice and just kick at that shit down, sword still drawn and--
..well, he doesn't look much like a samurai anymore. ;-; hair where are you-- OH RIGHT IT'S ON THE FLOOR. ANGER.]
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Kurt didn't even really have time to hide - he's just standing there, completely dumbstruck by the fact that his door was just kicked down by a bald samurai.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN END WELL.]
L-Look, I know this looks bad. Really bad. But I seriously have no idea who you are, or why your hair is all over my room. I swear!
[OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.]
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hide-and-seek is boring anyway. at least his head matches the shininess of his sword now...
..NO, OF COURSE NOT. I can't fathom how it could end well-- unless someone stops Kanda. :x]
Frankly, I don't know who the hell you are either, or how you managed to shave my hair off. But it's here. And that makes you guilty.
[YOUR PLEAS ARE USELESS. ADVANCES ON HIM.]
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I'm so, so, so sorry. Pleasedon'thurtme.
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Too late for that. [sword hilt is heading for Kurt's temple, aiming to knock him out at most. CAN YOU DODGE, YOUNG MAN?]
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You know, he always imagined he would have some kind of glorious last words if he was ever beaten to death. Like ONE DAY YOU WILL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND FEEL SICK INSIDE or I AM GOING TO COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE KILLED IN A FASHION POLICE RELATED ARREST, but in the the moment? In the moment, Kurt just makes this embarrassing squeaky noise of terror.]
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