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Oct 02, 2010 21:35

[So after waking up with Finn and Santana, Kurt was pretty sure this event couldn't get any worse. It's been a really long day, and as much as he loves getting coffee with his dad or criticizing people for their new, terrible looks, Kurt's tired and wants to just sleep off this stupid hangover. So, he heads back to his room for the first time since ( Read more... )

caught!, helena, yujinn, santana, caught red handed, kanda yuu, event, i'm going to die, oh god what happened, japan, party hard event, this room is a mess, alex, tl;dr kurt is why you have bad hair, takatsuki

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holyandsexy October 3 2010, 01:47:53 UTC

... How permanent is that dye?

thisisherson October 3 2010, 02:38:59 UTC

I-I, well.

[Going to go check the box, brb.]

It's semi-permanent. A lot of the wilder colors are. So, a few weeks. ...More or less, depending how much you wash it.

I am so sorry; I really don't remember doing any of this. [PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.]

holyandsexy October 3 2010, 02:54:14 UTC

[He actually laughs] That's not so bad then.

thisisherson October 3 2010, 03:24:24 UTC

[Kurt just looks so relieved. ONE LESS PERSON OUT TO KILL HIM.]

I'm really glad you think so.

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guyshaveitgood October 3 2010, 02:08:27 UTC

[and then it clicks...takatsuki runs his hand through what hair he has left.]

Ah...are you the one that cut everyone's hair?

thisisherson October 3 2010, 02:44:01 UTC

I...don't remember. It certainly looks that way though.

I'm sorry about your hair. [orz, all he can do is apologize to people and hope no one comes after him with a pitchfork.] I can try to even it out, if you want.

guyshaveitgood October 3 2010, 03:36:33 UTC

Oh...well, maybe it would be better to just shave it all off...that way it all grows back evenly.

[no big.]

thisisherson October 3 2010, 03:47:06 UTC

[Kurt nods] That would probably be best. I don't normally recommend the bald look for younger people, but it really is the only way to fix it so it grows in evenly.

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itsahotone October 3 2010, 02:18:18 UTC

[aaaand Operation: Deny/Pretend I Never Ever Had Any Form Of Sex With The Skinny Gay Kid is a go!]

You were the one who played with everyone's hair?

thisisherson October 3 2010, 02:47:14 UTC

[HE'S GOOD WITH THIS PLAN. He plans on following this plan himself. He's going to just live in denial forever.]

Apparently. I don't remember any of it. And most of those hair cuts were atrocious! I don't want to take credit for them!

itsahotone October 3 2010, 02:59:02 UTC

They're hilarious. Since my hair's just fine.

Oh my god, what if they all gang up together and come after you like in Frankenstein or whatever? [The words may sound concerned, but she sure doesn't.]

thisisherson October 3 2010, 03:40:39 UTC

No. No, that's not funny. They're all going to murder me for something I don't even remember doing to them! At least one of them is actively hunting down the person who shaved his head! There's a serious possibility that I might not make it out of this alive!

[Alright, maybe he's exaggerating, but it's still a big deal to him.]

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[action, oh yeah.] reticents October 3 2010, 04:34:03 UTC

[do you sense that demon, kurt? there is a demon approaching your room. and it's approaching fast.

knock knock~]

[action, ohhhh yeah. B)] thisisherson October 3 2010, 04:47:18 UTC

[Kurt seriously contemplates not opening the door. Infact, he thinks about not opening the door ever again in his life.

Eventually though, he cracks the door open less than an inch, so that whoever is out there hopefully can't see too much of what's in there, and he takes a deep breath.]

...Yes? May I help you? [He'll never get away now - that high-pitched voice is too distinctive.]

[action, hope you have a gravestone, kurt B) although ahaha kanda probably won't kill him. really.] reticents October 3 2010, 04:54:38 UTC

[...oh, hey. it's you again. fancy that. you're still not getting out of this. B)]

So. I followed the hair trail. [is that the sound of a sword being drawn? OH SNAP.] Guess where it's led me.

[action, I'M TOO YOUNG AND WELL-DRESSED TO DIE, SOB. Feel free to break in though. :V] thisisherson October 3 2010, 05:35:04 UTC

Aha...ha. I can't even imagine. [Awkward, nervous laugh because OH GOD IS THAT A SWORD.]

Well. I hope it all grows back soon, and that there are no more hair-related atrocities for you in the near future and um. Good luck with the rest of your life!

[AND THEN HE SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT AND HOPES HE GOES AWAY FOREVER.]

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helena_campbell October 4 2010, 02:59:16 UTC

Oh, no. No.

thisisherson October 4 2010, 03:44:46 UTC

...Yes, I'm afraid. Though, I don't remember doing any of this. It's an insult to my makeover abilities, really.

In any case, I think I owe you and several other unfortunate people an apology.

[1/2] helena_campbell October 4 2010, 03:49:45 UTC

...

helena_campbell October 4 2010, 03:50:06 UTC

How permanent is it?

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