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[thisisherson]

[So after waking up with Finn and Santana, Kurt was pretty sure this event couldn't get any worse. It's been a really long day, and as much as he loves getting coffee with his dad or criticizing people for their new, terrible looks, Kurt's tired and wants to just sleep off this stupid hangover. So, he heads back to his room for the first time since

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[itsahotone]

[aaaand Operation: Deny/Pretend I Never Ever Had Any Form Of Sex With The Skinny Gay Kid is a go!]

You were the one who played with everyone's hair?

[thisisherson]

[HE'S GOOD WITH THIS PLAN. He plans on following this plan himself. He's going to just live in denial forever.]

Apparently. I don't remember any of it. And most of those hair cuts were atrocious! I don't want to take credit for them!

[itsahotone]

They're hilarious. Since my hair's just fine.

Oh my god, what if they all gang up together and come after you like in Frankenstein or whatever? [The words may sound concerned, but she sure doesn't.]

[thisisherson]

No. No, that's not funny. They're all going to murder me for something I don't even remember doing to them! At least one of them is actively hunting down the person who shaved his head! There's a serious possibility that I might not make it out of this alive!

[Alright, maybe he's exaggerating, but it's still a big deal to him.]

[itsahotone]

[That's okay, because she's still laughing a little. He's so entertaining when he's terrified. Except for when they woke up and hey that never happened]

You shaved someone's head? That just... I wouldn't think you'd do that even drunk off your ass.

[thisisherson]

I wouldn't think so either, if the evidence wasn't all over my room. Ugh, I don't know what I was thinking.

[itsahotone]

Maybe deep down, you have bad taste. Maybe you secretly like the bald look, and... is that pink hair dye?

[thisisherson]

...[Kurt just...moves infront of the pink hair dye so that she can't see it, instead of answering.]

Hardly. I have impeccable taste. It was merely a poorly-made drunken decision. That's all.

[itsahotone]

A poor decision? It looks like you cut the hair of a small army. Oh my god, that's totally green dye over there! [She points at across the room.]

[thisisherson]

Apparently one of my "victims" had enough hair to leave a trail of it.

[He looks over at the green hair dye like it's betrayed him somehow.] ...And there's a girl who I seem to have inflicted with rainbow stripes.

[itsahotone]

[Please excuse Santana as she very clearly is having a personal struggle.]

There are so many ways I could go with that.

[thisisherson]

I'd appreciate it if you didn't go any way with that, thank you.

[itsahotone]

But you made it so easy! It was totally some kind of deeply hid desire to be super tacky and obvious.

[thisisherson]

No. Just...no.

[itsahotone]

I bet drunk you disagrees.

[thisisherson]

I doubt it. This whole thing is probably an event. It's the only logical explanation for why I would give such a terrible, tacky makeover to anyone.