babies

[thisisastitchup]

so michaels wife dropped another one and now im an uncle for the 21st time. actually though im a great uncle 3 times i dunno if that means more or whatever. im not even 26. my family needs to stop breeding, the north is doing alright, no one will be able to marry anyone else up there soon cause everyone will be an evans

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[povvo_inc]

Steady, they're carrying your quota since Pete isnt likely to be pushing one out any time soon.

[thisisastitchup]

stop infultrating my life.

never insult my lovers womb again or i'll tear out your eyes.

good child bearing hips peters got, less you've forgot.

[povvo_inc]

I'm beginning to think you dont love me.

Bros before hos man.

[thisisastitchup]

at last hes seen the light.

...ha.

is that champ? jesus christ.

[got_stitched_up]

Just what people do mate, no worries :)

I'd rather be named after a man like your Dad than that gimp out of Genesis.

I'll heal up :)

[thisisastitchup]

i just dont see why people gotta name babies after other people. its pointless. theyre their own people they should get their own names. yours is alright though peter used to it now, even if it is stupidly long.

hmmm. never said i was complaining about them.

[got_stitched_up]

To remember and stuff, innit? Like honoring them I suppose.

STITCH EVANS! Bad boy.

[screened]

[thisisastitchup]

i still dont get it. theyre dead. its not gonna make any difference to them.

cant help it if i like you with bruises peter, your skins so pale usually. prefer it when i put them there though.

[bikini_bamalam]

UNCLE STITCH!!!

No fair, y rnt u my uncle?????

That slide was so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn my thighs look like abstract art LOLOL. No hotpants at club this week :-(

I'm named after my great grandma its like tradition dolly - like keeping their memory alive in ur fam or whatever. xx

[thisisastitchup]

they dont know me as that lass, just uncle aidan. or- the queer one. nice it is to stand out.

because i would go insane, also you would be northern. you wouldnt like it.

you should take better care of yourself lass. you cant wear hotpants just now you'd freeze. now never make me type hotpants again in my life.

i know but its stupid. my dad was my dad, this baby will be someone new, wont be my dad.

[bikini_bamalam]

I would like it cuz itd be u and I cld say AYUP LASS all the time and no one cld tell me no.

Y would u go insane dont u loooooove me?

I take ok care of myself bb dont worry. It was soooooooo much fun, I want one!

Well i'm not my gg and I kno what u mean cuz I never felt like that name was mine but wevs, ppl r weird. Thats why they shd stick 2 puppies!

[thisisastitchup]

you'd more like say ayup lad if it was to me though surely?

cause i dont like my family being around me it wouldnt be like it is now and if it was it be smothering.

aye well, just be careful.

aye puppies are better than babies.

[scratch_gabba]

you should of come over an all it was mint!

congrats an taht yeah... georginas a nice name though innit. gina :-)

[thisisastitchup]

aye mate would have but had to see someone. not really my thing though, slides.

already have a gina though, spencers sister. theres so many people and not enough names. dont suppose i'll see her this year though. babies all look the same in my house i called emmas one dora by accident when i was holding louisa you would think id just spat in her milk the way emma looked at me...

[scratch_gabba]

ICE slide though, youd have a right giggle once you got on it!

ah right fair dos. No babies in our family, well none i see much anyway, aint used to em.

[deadlyanthrax]

Yeah, I feel the same really, about naming kids after other people that is. There's lots of people who I could name mine after but I don't really feel comfortable with the idea exactly. I want him to be his own person and have a name just for him. Well, not just for him obviously, otherwise I'd end up calling him Antidisestablishmentarianism or something.

[thisisastitchup]

its just stupid. hes not even been dead a year. i got a nephew george as well but they just liked the name.

dont call your kid antidisestablishmentarianism yeah? cause thats just asking for trouble.

[deadlyanthrax]

I suppose it's just one of the things people do to remember...

Yeeah, I might as well call him Kick Me No Really I Like It Yeah? if I did something like that. He'll be Yaetthon though, punctuation in my baby's surname.

[thisisastitchup]

whos about to forget their da?

no ?... shame that. ha.