oh would you look at that, im an uncle yay, again, yaaaaay, for the 23rd time, yaaaaaay ( Read more... )

i see the little un told you all about us getting hitched then. seemed about the right time and your not really supposed to go over a year with an engagement, mam was fretting. though to be fair that's an old wives tale what links up to fertility and im no miricle worker. or am i... here i thought it was holiday weight ( Read more... )

so michaels wife dropped another one and now im an uncle for the 21st time. actually though im a great uncle 3 times i dunno if that means more or whatever. im not even 26. my family needs to stop breeding, the north is doing alright, no one will be able to marry anyone else up there soon cause everyone will be an evans ( Read more... )

evening all. well. morning.

taking a little break out of my hectic fantabulous uber camp schedule to give you present updates. sham is a little gem he pissed on jonahs bed. he says it was an accident but i know my boy. he'd dead small, he's a picture of him mauling me none the less-


( Read more... )

sorry i showed me temper a little bit last night, it’s just…

fucks SAKE, you know? does it have to be so high fucking drama every fucking time?

he were happy, he forgot everything else, it were just nice.

i need to go up north, back to hartlepool, me dad ain’t gonna last the week they don’t reckon so I gotta go look after me mam and emma and rosy and ( Read more... )