Who: Shego & Ani, tagging Padme
What: Fucked up, following Leia's post
Where: L5P

If everyone believes it, it has to be true, right? Well, fuck it.It was this that led Shego to try candy flipping for the first time, taking a combination of LSD and X. In her mind, she would get fucked up, find a quick lay, and no one would be happier. But maybe she ( Read more... )

Who: Ianto and Shego, Tagging Anakin [Open]
What: Clubbing
Where: L5P

Ianto sat at the bar, nursing a drink.

He didn't really know why he was here. He just need to be somewhere he didn't have to fucking think so much ( Read more... )

Who: Shego & Drakken (OPEN)
What: SHITTTTTTT
Where: The clinic

"I," Shego stated indignantly, "do NOT have a problem."
"Ma'am, we found you crawling on the ground, stating you were a worm and needed to burrow for the winter. Which, I might add, isn't even fact--"
"I loathe you." The nurse shrugged, and got back to painting her nails.

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[ PRIVATE TO ANAKIN ]

so

kim thinks i used her

han's wife is here

i thnik i need more kryp

are you feeding demidevinnmon

Who: Han & Shego
What: SEX
Where: Shego's apartment
When: Day after GG's post
Warnings: SEX

Shego opened the door as Han knocked, letting him in. She was in nothing but a white tee, vodka in one hand and blunt in the other. She'd smoked so much that smoke filled the apartment as if it was on fire.

She was definitely fucked up.

"Hey."

Who: Shego & Han Solo (closed)
What: Pop lock & dropping it
Where: THA CLUB, thus named L5P
When: The night after this post

Warning! Sexual things of an awesome nature in this post.The club was packed, no guards to be found. A hazy circle of smoke drifted to the ceiling, and for once, Shego wasn't the only one high ( Read more... )

{{OOC: LOL, I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF DELAYED, SO SHUT UP- THIS IS THE MORNING AFTER SHEGO DRUGGED THE BASE}}

What.

What.

WHAT. What was I doing last night? I can't believe I thought I was a cat this is so embarrassing

SHEGO. If this was really your fault, I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN.

Who: KiGo apartment inhabitants (Shego, Kim, Anna, Andy, Kamilla) [OPEN ( Read more... )

Guys? I know you all hate me and I hate you and im gonna kill you but I kinda need help.

TELL ME WHOSE FACE I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW? I forgot and it's kinda freaking me out. Not knowing who I'm supposed to be pretending to be.

Oh wait there's a mirror

nevermind

I'll just go laugh about killing sam for a while cause that was awesome.

Uh, hey? I just spent, like, half an hour reading my clipboard and there was nothing on it. I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG. Or at least AMISS.

If anyone needs help, you can come to me, okay? Don't be put off by the ninja thing. I'm seriously an awesome doctor. Ben Franklin said so. I have a stethoscope and everything.

...

It's shiny.