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[ella_va]

Who: Shego & Drakken (OPEN)
What: SHITTTTTTT
Where: The clinic

"I," Shego stated indignantly, "do NOT have a problem."
"Ma'am, we found you crawling on the ground, stating you were a worm and needed to burrow for the winter. Which, I might add, isn't even fact--"
"I loathe you." The nurse shrugged, and got back to painting her nails.

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[yup_whitesuit]

Anakin had lost count of the times he had come to visit Shego in the clinic, and did not even contemplate the number of times she had been fucking blazed.

"Good morning, Nurse Carla," he murmured.

"Good morning, Nurse Carla" Charles Wallace echoed. He looked up at the strange man he'd met on the way to visit his teacher.

"I'm sure Miss Shego will be happy to see you," he said. "You are her friend, after all."

Anakin shrugged, trying not to be unnerved by the boy reading his mind without the Force and walked into Shego's room.

"Hello. I found one of your students." he said, gestured to Charles.

"He wants to know how you are feeling."

[ella_va]

Shego looked up from where she was currently stomping on Drakken's ribs, foot in mid-air and ready to cause damage.

"Anakin! DID YOU FEEL THE DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE?!" She looked hopeful. All thoughts of Anakin destroying Nurse Carla were forgotten as she saw Charles.

She hesitantly smiled, trying to seem authoritative with Drakken's collar in her hand. She dropped it.

"Hey, Charles." Shego walked over and gave him a hug, smiling for real then.

Charles was one of her favourites.

"I'm feeling-- good." It was hard to lie about feeling good when you'd been detoxing for the past twelve hours. She scooped Charles up, ruffling his hair affectionately and ignoring the weird look Carla gave her.

STUPID BITCH (don't you know I'm famous?).

[yup_whitesuit]

A good deal of what Shego had said flew straight over Charles' head (the Force? Perhaps it had something to do with the not-Kything Mr. Skywalker was able to do), and then he was being picked up and his hair ruffled by someone not Meg, but he supposed that if it helped Shego he could tolerate it.

"Shego, unless you destroyed a planet in your drug-induced rampage--" he started, but then remembered Charles' presence.

Stick to the plan, Anakin. Chastise her for whatever crazy stunts she pulled later, when you cannot scar the youngling.

"Are you to be released soon?" Charles Wallace looked up at her hopefully.

[ella_va]

Shego glared at Anakin, smiling down at Charles.

"I hope so." She watched as Drakken crawled over, sucking his thumb.

"SHEEEEEGO WHO IS THIS CHILD."
"One of my favourite students."
"ARE YOU REALLY STILL DOING THAT TEACHING THING?" She rolled her eyes.
"Well, clearly, Drakken." She shifted Charle's weight, glaring at him.
"I THOUGHT WHEN YOU LEFT KIM POSSIBLE YOU WOULD COME BACK TO THE SIDE OF EVIL!"
"You.. are clearly still high." Actually, I think he's naturally that retarded.

She looked at Anakin hopefully. Force chooooooke.

[rebelapprentice]

Leia walked into the room.

Terrified, she hoped she wouldn't pee herself.

[ella_va]

Drakken had a piece of gum out, and it had three pencils sticking out of it at odd angles. He was carefully adding paperclips, tongue out and bit in concentration. Shego was staring, arms crossed.

"And this will get us out how?"
"SHUT IT, Shego, and watch my brilliance!" A pencil collapsed.

Shego snorted.

[rebelapprentice]

Leia's eyes bulged.

Gathering her strength, she walked over to Shego.

"Hi," she said, not making eye contact.

[ella_va]

Shego looked at Leia, adopting a look she'd never given the other girl before: apathy.

She stared.

[smooth_sith]

"Well, now this is interesting," Count Dooku said as he entered the clinic. For some reason, none of the staff seemed inclined to tell the Sith Lord he couldn't visit. "Shego, I presume? Seeing as you are, shall we say, an acquaintance of an... acquaintance, I thought I should make my manners in person." He spread his hands. "Of course, I confess the circumstances are hardly ideal."

[ella_va]

Shego looked up at Dooku, huffing.

"You're that sith guy Sam likes, huh? Anna told me about you."

[smooth_sith]

He made a little bow. "Count Dooku, at your service m'lady. And may I say that your daughter and your... past self are both utterly charming little girls."

[ella_va]

"It's.. nice to meet you." She tried to remember her manners.

"Thanks, even though that's a lie. They're both horrible little monsters." She smiled.