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[yup_whitesuit]

WHAT IS THIS

I won't play your games anymore, Sidious. Using your minions to set some kind of elaborate trap for me? By the time I find my way out of here I will hold your still-beating heart clutched in my hands, I swear it to you. You will pay.

I have also had numerous civilians (or perhaps they are wardens- I seem to be imprisoned) approaching me

Comments

[2fighters1isd]

What.

[yup_whitesuit]

What do you mean, what? Insolence will not be tolerated, whether or not we are prisoners.

[2fighters1isd]

Darth Vader died on the second Death Star, along with the Emperor. And he certainly didn't wear white.

We're all going to kriffing die.

[yup_whitesuit]

You're one of the pilots who took out so many of my TIEs?

I'm a little underwhelmed.

[12inchblaster]

How are you... ?

You're not Vader.

[yup_whitesuit]

Well done, Solo. I have renounced my Sith title, and retaken the name of Anakin Skywalker.

They fixed your eyes, at least.

[borntobeajedi]

... Grandfather ... ?

[yup_whitesuit]

...Most certainly not.

Your presence in the Force is extrodinary. Where did you recieve your training.

[borntobeajedi]

But you're...

From my Uncle Luke, mostly at the Academy on Yavin 4. I've only been there for a year, though. And I'm here now, so I guess I'm taking a break from training.

[yup_whitesuit]

Your Uncle Luke? Then Leia--

Force I...what is this place?

[shotabear]

Woah there, Ani, you try to do your own washin' again? You know you're s'posed to separate the darks out before you add the bleach.

[yup_whitesuit]

Impudent and suicidal. Is this where the Rebels get all their damned recruits?

[shotabear]

I ain't suicidal, just curious as to when the dark side of the force started coming in cookies & cream flavor.

[yubyubcommander]

No...you're dead. You're dead. I saw the Death Star blow up with my own eyes. I helped destroy it with my own hands!

[yup_whitesuit]

And yet, here I am, so utterly and maddeningly alive.

Commander, what year is it?

[yubyubcommander]

I know!

8 ABY as far as I know.

[yup_whitesuit]

And you say I...I died before then?

No matter. How many troops do we have here?

[oh man, ignore that last reply from the wrong account. I feel silly]